And then arrested on suspicion of... (Rolls a die) drug offenses. He will be held for years before the courts eventually get around to prosecuting.

Oh course. The Taliban has established a theocracy and are no longer bleeding the US of resources so why on Earth would the Saudis still want to support them? I think it is so funny, the US has spent 20 years fighting against Terrorists, all of which just happened to have been equipped and paid by the same Saudi princes the US would turn around and ass kiss in exchange for a little cheap oil.

No no no, that's not how conservative politics work. Anything bad that happens has nothing whatsoever to do with their actions but are the direct result of some political belief of the other side. Example, hurricanes are not caused by climate change, it's because God is angry at gay marriage.

This just in... Police forces across the US have developed crippling addictions to NARCAN. The addictions have become so severe they have started faking overdoses on the job whenever exposed to anything that is not immediately identified in order to get their fix. Film at 11.

Isn't it amazing how young and brainless so many of these big crypto scammers are? SBF, Satish Kumbhani, Razzlekhan, Do Kwan, etc.

Would make sense. It's an open secret that anytime republicans events visit a city the local sex trade sees a massive increase in traffic, especially the specialist BDSM ones.