murdering_time
murdering_time t1_j28bzm0 wrote
Reply to comment by lannister69 in TIL that calls directed to the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline rose by 27% after the release of 1-800-273-8255 by American rapper Logic. by Sun_Aria
>I had no idea why people were calling and leaving me these messages. It was really freaking me out!
Fuck man, I'd be freaked out too! I'd be wondering why it was happening, like did all these people get a psychic message that they should call me and tell me about their depression? Can you imagine if you had answered one of their calls?!?
"Hello?"
"Hi, yeah I'm depressed and I've been having suicidal thoughts."
"Uhh... Okay?"
awkward silence
"Well, uhh... feel better?" click
Not trying to make light of suicide by any means, but holy shit that would be Scott's Tots level of cringe.
murdering_time t1_ivuivd5 wrote
Reply to comment by ShinePale in Micro Center Prices RTX 4080 Close to RTX 4090's MSRP | Want to buy an RTX 4080? Prepare your bank account. by chrisdh79
"Come on, it's only the price of a cheap used car!" lol
murdering_time t1_iumxlvi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This classified ad just turned 25 years old by Fungo_Bungaloid
Yeah that was around when Halo 3 came out, which was only like 4-5 years ago, right? Right?...
murdering_time t1_iu531q2 wrote
Reply to comment by Plankston in They tore down a local CVS but left the entrance intact. by VulturE
If you replaced a CVS piece by piece with a Walgreens, what would you get when you're finished?
murdering_time t1_itej7ha wrote
Reply to comment by systemfrown in Meta threatens to block news content in Canada over media revenue-sharing legislation by BollocksAsBalls
"Dont threaten me with a good time!"
murdering_time t1_ite9mo1 wrote
Reply to comment by Noted2020 in A New 3,200-Megapixel Camera Has Astronomers Salivating by ChickenTeriyakiBoy1
Hot single scientists in your area!
murdering_time t1_isr7lwb wrote
Reply to comment by Slave35 in The Search Is on for Banana Ancestors | previously unknown ancestors discovered in sequence data by mem_somerville
I am the mushroom!
murdering_time t1_jcocq3c wrote
Reply to comment by nutmeggerking in Levels of carcinogenic chemical near Ohio derailment site far above safe limit by Additional-Force-795
Yeah, you obviously don't want the government looking out for it's citizens health. They should just get cancer and deal with it the old fashioned way, by going into massive amounts of debt!