Crayons are a primary food group

If I've only got 12 tonnes to launch, sounds like it's an easy answer.

It's like a weird version of main character syndrome. Some people mess up a conversation and then get so in their head about it that they'll say something like "I can never go back to that place again!" as if anyone else involved actually cares.

You're looking at the first post. Apparently the post you saw first was the second one.

Does nobody look at timestamps?

You went back in time. The post with the knife in it is newer than this post.

I just came downstairs and noticed someone has removed the toilet paper...

You went back in time. This post is older than the other one.

This was the second post. The other one says (fixed) in the title.

I fixed it!

This was the first post. That's why the other one says (fixed) in the title.

update

Been here 10 years, homeowners for five. I think we're doing just fine 👍

A pleasant poop for everyone!

Thank you, it feels good to be validated.

It's called The squatty potty! I have one for every toilet. So I have three squatty potties for pleasant pooping no matter where I am!

Though to be honest I don't use the guest bathroom toilet because my roommates keep that clean and... Well they don't keep it clean.

You're right. Who am I kidding?

I'm sorry! I fixed it!

I don't have any In-laws in California.

I'm doing the best I can! I hope my mother-in-law finds this acceptable. In the meantime I will search for a basket...

There's plenty of that in the basement, trust me 👍

Dueley noted! I'll be heading to the dollar store to pick one up tomorrow.

Got one in the master bathroom. It was amazing to have when 2020 happened. We never even worried about toilet paper.

Reddit has its head sufficiently up the gutter today.

Fixed it 👍

I didn't even realize it was crooked until I took this picture. I did straighten it 👍