Last French onion soup I ordered was from a nice steakhouse and the cheese came out white as snow. THAT is how you treat your cheese on a good French onion.

Well if god decided you get to die of stage four cancer while sucking the life and joy out of all of your loved ones, fuck god, I’m taking the kill pill.

I’m so sorry. I recently watched my mom die in her hospital bed. Though she was on a high dose of comfort meds and unconscious, it was highly traumatic. I hope the best for you, and don’t be afraid to talk about your pain with others, it helps the grieving process.

Stuber was easily one of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen in my life. Solid 9/10.

There haven’t really been any golf stars since that transcended golf in fame. He’s not a golf star, he’s a superstar.

I’d watch her taking orders at a Taco Bell for 8 hours

Right as they ventured off the books was when I started thinking “this is not holding up”. I lost interest somewhere in season 5 and haven’t seen most of the series after and literally no ones reviews tempted me to go back

So cute. So horribly broken.