You must be super fun at parties.

Is it because possessing a copy makes it absolutely undeniable that there's no whoopsie here?

The mining they are proposing is deep shaft mining that creates a large amount of sulphuric waste water, essentially battery acid. In the proposed mining area, 100% of residents rely on groundwater wells for their water supplies. The risk is simply too great.

In case you missed it the first time around.

r/iamverysmart is over there.

Well, whether it's stupidity or something else, everyone except you can plainly see the the noun in the headline is {prof. in US} and for some reason you cannot. If it isn't stupidity on your part, what is it?

Does anyone else remember when it was hard for people this aggressively stupid to get on the internet?

> If we monitored elevated levels of vinyl chloride last week

Weird that we don't dig into why this is an 'if' and not a 'because we monitored, we saw' here.

I do excel work for a couple non profits.

I don't fucking know, cuz. I'm just relaying the bullshit my neighbor said the other day. Take it up with someone else.

Do you not understand that it's generally desirable to be accepted as a member of the community in which you live?

> But 47 years isn’t long enough to be called a Mainer??

Nope. One of my neighbors recently informed me that, since I was not born here, my Maine-born children will never be Mainers, but their children might.

Nobody has time for your video and TikTok is fucking cancer. Type out the information.

You don't know very much about statistics, do you?

Haven't you left yet?

Ain't nobody bitter over here, bub.

Excellent twist on that parody of a profoundly stupid human being. Keep it up if it makes you happy!

Oh. I get it. This is a parody of someone so profoundly stupid that they can't imagine common sense provisions like allowing for investment in target date funds or blind trusts.

Well done! You almost had me there.