gdickey
gdickey t1_jcub833 wrote
Reply to comment by No-Cat-9716 in Who is the most memorable protagonist of a book that you ever read? by Triumphant-Smile
No
gdickey t1_j278rub wrote
Reply to comment by HurricaneofCrowns in [EU] You, an ordinary person with a boring job, marry the love of your life... and unknowingly into a big crime family. You don't notice because you've always been socially awkward. Because of your apparently blasé attitude to tense situations, you've developed a reputation in the Underworld by MidgardWyrm
Seconding this. Cracks me up
gdickey t1_j0dc43y wrote
So haven’t tried one, but eyeing one for years are these Soul Seats. Maybe you’ve seen them already. Happy hunting
gdickey t1_iycl3jh wrote
Reply to If you would get a window open up on all of your electronic devices simply displaying "Let AI take control of the planet? - Yes/No" How would you react? by HumanSeeing
‘Fuck it, I wanna see the world burn.’
this has been a test, and you have failed
‘Dammit…’
gdickey t1_iufdzs1 wrote
Reply to comment by LaserAntlers in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
IKR, thanks for commenting
gdickey t1_iufdxzk wrote
Reply to comment by notnotbbrg in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
thanks
gdickey t1_iuewtz2 wrote
Reply to comment by Chance-Leg-5953 in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
This was clever. Context is everything.
gdickey t1_iudoz5e wrote
Reply to [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
bamph
‘oooooaghgoogh!!’ (Sounds of a thousand souls crying out in agony, but muted like someone put the volume down to three)
‘Oh, hello, Belial. You’re late. I was afraid I was gonna have to remake this latte.’
‘AaaaaOrghhareaa!’
‘Uh-huh, well I won’t say anything, don’t even trip. Listen, remember yesterday we were running low on sugar-free hazelnut syrup, and if my shipment is delayed, we’d have to make a substitution?’
‘Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!’
‘I know. It’s terrible. I feel responsible, but anyway it’s happened, so I just used regular hazelnut, but listen this one’s on the house. So if he notices, tell’em I’m sorry. I’m not supposed to do that, but hey, we do our best. And ya know, we’ll figure something out, if this keeps happening.’
Belial takes the cup, and vanishes in a poof of sulphuric mist. Then the cup reappears as it smashes against wall, a grizzled clawed hand still gripping the cup, as it spins on the floor, it’s contents dripping off the chalkboard menu behind the counter.
‘Well that’s just rude.’
gdickey t1_jcubdcl wrote
Reply to comment by DoctorGuvnor in Who is the most memorable protagonist of a book that you ever read? by Triumphant-Smile
We all have a little Toad inside of us.
(And, yes I know, phrasing)