freifickmuschimann

freifickmuschimann t1_j6d29va wrote

  1. If your wife cheats on you with a gladiator have them summoned to have sex in front of you, then have the gladiator executed while on top of her and proceed to finish the job he started by having sex with her while covered in his blood. Gladiator blood is an aphrodisiac, or whatever.
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freifickmuschimann t1_iyn3jik wrote

No I think I see what you’re saying and I can dig it

I’ve put a lot of effort into the machine itself without necessarily using it for all that it’s capable of; no reason to make and maintain such a functional meat vehicle if I’m not going to take full advantage of it lol

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