It's legal, but under 3.0 oz (in the US, but damn that's a lot of lube) and you have to hope you get a TSA agent that doesn't bin it because they don't know what it is.

Label it moisturizer or lip balm or something.

They miss 80% of firearms but I guarantee they have never once missed a beverage more than 3.1oz.

Gotta get that $8 post security water bottle money for the airport.

Seriously it's almost guaranteed that will happen.

I've been on a plane that got turned around on the run way due to a Karen freaking out about a Sihk businessman using an mp3 player.

That's the fun, then other passengers will tell their coworkers they're meeting or family members at home about the strange dude on the plane cooking drugs (or whatever explanation they create).

Also if you're an early boarding group on Southwest and whip this out you probably have a much lower chance of someone sitting next to you.

> I'll buy an HP printer

Lmao