falxarius
falxarius t1_j6fm301 wrote
Reply to comment by Japjer in I found an old computer in my new apartment. I wish I never turned it on by Coureherritt
nope, .. no padlock just 20 or 30 4 inch screws through the door right into the frame, together with some liquid nails and superglue
falxarius t1_j3y4e3w wrote
Reply to The Tooth Fairy Killer [Part 1] by SleeplessFromSundown
Uh me likes, good example that actions have consequences, and for you Mr. Detective, stock up on rock salt, iron bullets and consult a priest from out of town.
falxarius t1_ixrmnqf wrote
Reply to comment by SingerRestorer in Employees Only by JoeTheSane
border between NC and SC right on I95, impossible to miss
falxarius t1_iu66bi1 wrote
see and that is why you don't spend billions going to space, for a sub par containment system, ours is right here on earth, high powered microwave barriers kill everything carbon based, and sonic disrupters kill everything silicon based whops that was classified
falxarius t1_iu1tqqb wrote
please remain calm, your 911 call has been rerouted to our containment facility. Retrieval specialist have been dispatched and should arrive shortly. Just a few hours in front of our gamma ray source and our assets you will be as good as new
falxarius t1_iru23qh wrote
Reply to I'm an Animal Control Expert Who Specializes in Cryptids. One Cryptid is Entering Human Homes More Often Than Usual. This is a PSA. by mrbeefthighs
well, .... if memory serves me right, try to lure it into on of those fun houses, you know , ... the ones with the glass and mirror labyrinth. if you are lucky it will get confused and try to hide behind itself, ..... and poof quantum causality and its gone.
falxarius t1_jc43nyx wrote
Reply to Exposure Therapy by SignedSyledDelivered
And those are the dangers of telling a real Demon that he does not exist, now he has to prove a point. btw stop running, face the issue, and be done with it.
Good luck