faedogmotha
faedogmotha t1_jdpk2fi wrote
Reply to comment by splorp_evilbastard in [PM] Give me the most ridiculous sounding pair of characters you can think of, and I'll write a dramatic fight scene between them by T_Lawliet
I think I misunderstood the assignment
faedogmotha t1_jdpk0bq wrote
Reply to [PM] Give me the most ridiculous sounding pair of characters you can think of, and I'll write a dramatic fight scene between them by T_Lawliet
Susie is 7 ft tall but has a condition that makes her bones turn into jelly every 10 minutes and then hard as steel every time she recovers. She has long pink hair and wears leggings and a baggy shirt.
Billiam is a pompous rich asshole who sharpened his teeth into points to appear menacing. He secretly snuggles his teddy bear pomeranian hoarde every night and relies on their mass numbers to sleep past his anxiety. He shakes a lot from his fear but hes surprisingly brave and pretends its a medical condition. He is average height, dad bod with black hair. There are signs of salt and pepper hitting up that receding hairline though
faedogmotha t1_jdqhd2e wrote
Reply to comment by thoughtsthoughtof in [PM] Give me the most ridiculous sounding pair of characters you can think of, and I'll write a dramatic fight scene between them by T_Lawliet
Of course, he has a butler