culturedgoat
culturedgoat t1_je7p7lr wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
> he began to show off by ordering a bunch of expensive sushi rolls that neither of us could pronounce.
What sushi rolls are difficult to pronounce exactly? Japanese is one of the most straightforward languages to transliterate into English syllables. Not to mention that “sushi rolls” are a western thing anyway.
culturedgoat t1_je7on9n wrote
Reply to comment by PlsNope in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
I thought it was sus when they mentioned he ordered “a bunch of expensive sushi rolls that neither of us could pronounce”. Sushi rolls are a western modification of sushi (they’re referred to as “California rolls” in Japan). They don’t have difficult names. Even if they refer to the ingredients by their Japanese names (“ikura”, “maguro”, etc.), nothing is hard to pronounce.
culturedgoat t1_jca71fz wrote
Reply to comment by thehim in TIFU - talking to a girl at the gym by TravellingTrav
Yeah, and when you do, don’t forget to shit yourself.
culturedgoat t1_j9wwd10 wrote
Reply to TIL scientists believe people started wearing clothes between 83k and 170k years ago because that's when clothing lice diverged from head lice. by cwood1973
And yet they know nothing of why I stopped wearing clothes around 3 years ago…
culturedgoat t1_j8g5oq3 wrote
Reply to comment by blingbunnys in [image] believe in you. by Royal_Tumbleweed_910
That guy just keeps bringing the hits
culturedgoat t1_j6hhdz4 wrote
Reply to Venus fly trap on the hunt by c0ntr0ll3dsubstance
Silly flies. You have to wait until it disappears back into the pipe, and then hobble over…
culturedgoat t1_j1gwda3 wrote
Reply to comment by nova9001 in Meta settles Cambridge Analytica class-action lawsuit for $725 million / The company gained access to the personal information of millions of Facebook users by Sorin61
You’re talking like Facebook (now Meta) somehow benefited from Cambridge Analytica’s skullduggery. This was all done on the sly, through deception and misuse of public APIs, and the company didn’t even know what was going on until it was too late (which was a key aspect of the scandal). So I’m not sure what you’re referring to when you say they would “do it again”…
culturedgoat t1_j1f579z wrote
Reply to comment by SimbaOnSteroids in Meta settles Cambridge Analytica class-action lawsuit for $725 million / The company gained access to the personal information of millions of Facebook users by Sorin61
What does that have to do with Cambridge Analytica?
culturedgoat t1_j1f4jkg wrote
Reply to comment by SimbaOnSteroids in Meta settles Cambridge Analytica class-action lawsuit for $725 million / The company gained access to the personal information of millions of Facebook users by Sorin61
Not sure what point you’re trying to make? The Cambridge Analytica data collection was all done via public APIs.
culturedgoat t1_j1e3ecb wrote
Reply to comment by neuronexmachina in Meta settles Cambridge Analytica class-action lawsuit for $725 million / The company gained access to the personal information of millions of Facebook users by Sorin61
You could pull a user’s friends list, yeah. You couldn’t actually get much more data on the friends themselves (unless they too went on to authorise the app…), other than the person’s name, and the user ID - which turned out to be enough for CA to be able to construct a shadow replica of the FB friend connections graph…
culturedgoat t1_j1dbpv2 wrote
Reply to comment by nova9001 in Meta settles Cambridge Analytica class-action lawsuit for $725 million / The company gained access to the personal information of millions of Facebook users by Sorin61
The developer platform (which is what CA used to build an app to harvest data) is open though, so you can literally verify first-hand what user data is available to third-party apps. It wouldn’t be possible now to perform data-collection on the scale that Cambridge Analytica did. You can test this directly.
culturedgoat t1_j1d7dig wrote
Reply to comment by nova9001 in Meta settles Cambridge Analytica class-action lawsuit for $725 million / The company gained access to the personal information of millions of Facebook users by Sorin61
They were also fined $5B by the FTC and have independent auditors installed to police data security on the third-party app platform. The kind of data that CA was requesting via their app literally can’t be accessed now. Large swathes of the API functionality was shut down.
culturedgoat t1_j1d76b2 wrote
Reply to comment by StayAdmiral in Meta settles Cambridge Analytica class-action lawsuit for $725 million / The company gained access to the personal information of millions of Facebook users by Sorin61
Eh, sort of… Each user consented to the CA app having access to some of their personal data, when accessing the app for the first time. The kicker is that the app was masquerading as a benign personality test, when in fact the data was being used for something else entirely. So I don’t think it’s right to blame the users for handing over their data in this case…
culturedgoat t1_izdbm6x wrote
Reply to comment by squealor in Meet the 18-year-old who just became the youngest Black mayor in the country | Jaylen Smith, of Earle, Arkansas, said it “feels awesome” to have a place in the history books. by AsslessBaboon
With a population of 1,785, I don’t think Earle, Arkansas qualifies as a city
culturedgoat t1_iyf8904 wrote
Reply to comment by belly2earth in Brazilian football legend Pele taken to hospital, condition worsening by 777fer
Yes, but it’s doubtful that Pele will get any play following this development…
culturedgoat t1_itakr74 wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
I don’t mean to laugh at your predicament, but the sheer Benny Hill levels of chaos upon chaos in the events described in this post was just something else. If it’s any consolation, you made a stranger sitting in a fancy San Francisco restaurant crease up for about ten minutes straight. This post is glorious. Hope you’re ok tho
culturedgoat t1_je7pd01 wrote
Reply to comment by pixel293 in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
How could anyone find the names of sushi rolls hard to pronounce?