Yep this.

Check to see if you can get DC Access: great prices and amazing service. After a huge storm I was back up the next day while all the Verizon & Xfinity customers were a week. And for the folks talking about how it will go up: no increase since I got it in 2019.

I had an unrelated event where I had to get off at Smithsonian this afternoon and I thought I'd walked into the zombie apocalypse

Came here to say this...

Google "Pet Corrector" (comes in a red can and is <$10 on Amazon). Spray it at the aggressor. It's basically compressed air but EXTREMELY effective at stopping animals; I've seen it effectively used to break up dog fights. You can't possibly get in trouble and it'll send the little monster scurrying away.

And don't forget the Anacostia Museum

And one is out by Dulles

RFK south east side parking lots

Which is bizarre; it's easier to get to SE from Alexandria than NW, and Eastern Market is easy to get into and out of from 295/395.

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And if you switch from MD to DC plates you automatically become a better driver

Where are you? No one is ordering Thai from a quadrant away. I will second Thai Orchid's Kitxhen in SE.