Zeifer95
Zeifer95 t1_iukayf2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in If ducks were the size of horses, how would you survive the quack attack? by MacaronMelodic
Are you...me?
Zeifer95 t1_iukaox5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in If ducks were the size of horses, how would you survive the quack attack? by MacaronMelodic
Go for the AT-AT take down
Zeifer95 t1_iukagyn wrote
Reply to comment by Agrathics in What would happen if Ye ( The artists formally known as Kanye West ) gave 1$ to every person on earth ? by Agrathics
That's a hefty loan, good luck to him and his ugly trainers.
Zeifer95 t1_iukaa4f wrote
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Humans are nice
Zeifer95 t1_iuka485 wrote
Reply to What would happen if Ye ( The artists formally known as Kanye West ) gave 1$ to every person on earth ? by Agrathics
According to Google he's not even worth 1 billion anymore, so he wouldn't have enough money to give everyone on earth $1
Zeifer95 t1_iuk9v82 wrote
Reply to comment by MacaronMelodic in If ducks were the size of horses, how would you survive the quack attack? by MacaronMelodic
I'd wear a giant sombrero, hopefully while they're trying to get to my head, I'll have enough time to slip out of it and escape.
Zeifer95 t1_iuk9o0h wrote
Suddenly stop in the middle of a busy path like there's no one behind them. Look behind you and move out of the damn way.
Zeifer95 t1_iuk9fxv wrote
Season 6, I'm a sucker for Jim and Pams wedding
Zeifer95 t1_iuk98ny wrote
Reply to comment by MacaronMelodic in If ducks were the size of horses, how would you survive the quack attack? by MacaronMelodic
Depends, are we talking the body of a duck is as big as a horse, or the duck is as tall as a horse? They have very different dimensions.
If the former, we're fucked, if the latter, it's just a big ostrich!
Zeifer95 t1_iuk90ew wrote
I feel like I'd spend more time trying to find the label than I would just measuring each side with my arms.
Zeifer95 t1_iuk8is5 wrote
Reply to If ducks were the size of horses, how would you survive the quack attack? by MacaronMelodic
Arm myself with loafs of bread
Zeifer95 t1_iuk0vbi wrote
Reply to comment by poison_heart96 in You have just, in this very moment, died; you are reborn at the beginning of your life; you remember everything; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
I'm a baby with the brain of an adult, ill find a way
Zeifer95 t1_iuk0rx3 wrote
Won't be long until they can beam ads straight into our brains
Edit: to be honest they already do subliminally
Zeifer95 t1_iuk0iz5 wrote
Reply to You have just, in this very moment, died; you are reborn at the beginning of your life; you remember everything; what do you do and why? by poison_heart96
Probably just end it there and then
Zeifer95 t1_iuk0fyi wrote
Reply to LPT: if you make you kids walk on the walkways on Halloween, instead of cutting across the yard, you’ll drastically reduce the amount of candy they bring home. The reverse is true as well. by jennarenn
LPT: don't let your children cut across people's yards in general.
Zeifer95 t1_iuk00vf wrote
Our neighbours just moved further away and changed their name to Amazon
Zeifer95 t1_iu1zfzp wrote
Reply to Out there, there must be policemen that eat a lot of the food they confiscate from people for various reasons. by TheHooligan95
You just described America, and it goes further than just food.
Zeifer95 t1_j6kujdk wrote
Reply to parks and rec or the office? by fundsoverbuns2x
The Office US