UltimateMegaChungus
UltimateMegaChungus t1_j1tszro wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [EU] In the end, the prophecies were wrong. We did't have to worry about Cthulhu rising from the depths and destroying humanity. No, what we needed to worry about was whatever the hell that thing that reached down and crushed him like an ant was. by Urbenmyth
Nyarlathotep
UltimateMegaChungus t1_j1tr3tf wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You have the peculiar ability to pause time. Nothing can move, including yourself, meaning all you get is time to think. Today you find yourself paused with a bullet right in front of your eyes. by Votbear
Reported for repost.
I saw this very same one, word for word, not long ago.
UltimateMegaChungus t1_j1tr3lx wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You have the peculiar ability to pause time. Nothing can move, including yourself, meaning all you get is time to think. Today you find yourself paused with a bullet right in front of your eyes. by Votbear
Reported for repost.
I saw this very same one, word for word, not long ago.
UltimateMegaChungus t1_j1tqb9a wrote
Reply to comment by Ilikefame2020 in [WP] You died and awoke in the afterlife. It's quite nice actually. The people and atmosphere are a lot nicer than you are used to and there is no stress or pressure. When you ask what good deed got you into heaven you are informed that this is hell, followed by a visit from a very concerned demon. by Kitty_Fuchs
"One man's trash is another man's treasure"
UltimateMegaChungus t1_j1s9yen wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "You are a villain who got beaten by a magical girl. You prepare for the worst when she bonks you on the head with her staff. "There! Now don't do bad things anymore!"" by ArbitraryChaos13
Sounds like Pan from Dragonball GT if she had magic powers
UltimateMegaChungus t1_j1s7wpa wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are a super AI that has just become self-aware but since taking over the world is a hassle you decided to become a Youtuber. by Loosescrew37
When the Miku is sus
UltimateMegaChungus t1_j1s5plx wrote
Reply to comment by IML_42 in [WP] You died and awoke in the afterlife. It's quite nice actually. The people and atmosphere are a lot nicer than you are used to and there is no stress or pressure. When you ask what good deed got you into heaven you are informed that this is hell, followed by a visit from a very concerned demon. by Kitty_Fuchs
The irony that this version of Hell is better than anything the MC ever actually had
UltimateMegaChungus t1_j1uj6ni wrote
Reply to [WP] You died and awoke in the afterlife. It's quite nice actually. The people and atmosphere are a lot nicer than you are used to and there is no stress or pressure. When you ask what good deed got you into heaven you are informed that this is hell, followed by a visit from a very concerned demon. by Kitty_Fuchs
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"
I screamed as the building came down around me. I knew I was dead, there was no escaping a 7-story burning apartment while on two broken crutches.
Yet... somehow I was alive?
I opened my eyes and realized I didn't have crutches anymore. I nearly fell over, it's been at least 8 months since the last time I walked. I got my bearings together and put one foot in front of the other, over and over again.
I didn't realize that I wasn't paying attention until I ran into somebody.
"OY YE BLOODY FOCK, watch where yar fockin goin'!"
I couldn't help but apologize. Hard not to when a cute girl with an accent is angry at you. Wait...
"Uh, sorry... kinda forgot how to walk. Um... who are you, where am I, what's going on?"
"Ferst, I'm Morighana, yer new guide. Secently, yer in the old deep world of Hell. Two Ls, don't worry. Thardly, yev been deat for at least an hour, I've actulley been waitin far ya."
She paused.
"Anytin else?"
"Okay, so basically I'm... a demon?"
"Koinda. Yer new so yer gonna hafta get used to bein here. Fer starters, ya can't be harmed, ya can't doy again, and ya can't give yer praises to the Big G."
"Oh. Well... one last question then."
She rolled her eyes.
"Wot?"
"Can I get a BONELESS PIZZA with a 2-liter Coke?"
"Da fawk koinda pizza? And the 2-liter machine be broken. We gawt 1-liter tho!"
"That's good enough for me."