TheGreatArseholio
TheGreatArseholio t1_j4cj0ds wrote
Reply to Scientists Have Reached a Key Milestone in Learning How to Reverse Aging | Time by johnwayne2413
Enter Umbrella Corporation.
TheGreatArseholio t1_iyals6n wrote
Reply to comment by carolineecouture in Robots will roam a university to study “a socio-technical problem” — will wander a Texas campus so researchers can study human-robot relations. by marketrent
It should have paid that protection money to Big Tony.
TheGreatArseholio t1_ixdc0hq wrote
Reply to comment by ffdfawtreteraffds in Researchers say iPhone usage data isn't as anonymous as Apple claims by Sorin61
My wife’s Facebook gave her an advert for a blog this morning, showing plants that are best for insomnia. I’m the one that hasn’t slept well in over a week, not her. I asked if she had mentioned it to anyone by text or was searching the internet looking for solutions, to which she said no.
“Facebook isn’t listening”, though.
TheGreatArseholio t1_itggc9h wrote
Reply to comment by Impossible_Garbage_4 in Signatures of alien technology could be how humanity first finds extraterrestrial life by WallStreetDoesntBet
That’s part of the paradox, isn’t it? If we were to find a signature of alien technology like digital radio waves, we would be looking at technology from that many years ago (light years away). That intelligence life would either be that many years technologically more advanced than us or - if facing the same problems we’re facing as humans - could have already wiped itself out of existence.
TheGreatArseholio t1_itgfbuq wrote
Reply to comment by Longshot_45 in Signatures of alien technology could be how humanity first finds extraterrestrial life by WallStreetDoesntBet
That’s what r/LooneyTunesLogic is for.
TheGreatArseholio t1_itge8k8 wrote
Reply to comment by CSEnzley in Signatures of alien technology could be how humanity first finds extraterrestrial life by WallStreetDoesntBet
Sorry folks, Earth’s closed… Dinosaur out front should’ve told you.
TheGreatArseholio t1_itf3rfr wrote
Reply to comment by WallStreetDoesntBet in Signatures of alien technology could be how humanity first finds extraterrestrial life by WallStreetDoesntBet
That depends on how far away they are. They could be looking at cave men, right now.
TheGreatArseholio t1_itf3nnf wrote
Reply to Signatures of alien technology could be how humanity first finds extraterrestrial life by WallStreetDoesntBet
If an alien civilization 500 light years away is looking at earth through a big ass telescope, right now, they’re not seeing much except some blurry renaissance era dude trying to make a helicopter out of balsa wood and paper.
TheGreatArseholio t1_j9mjnwr wrote
Reply to Apple is convinced my dog is stalking me. A vital AirTag safety feature is incorrectly notifying me every day. by MayoFetish
I left one in my wife’s car for over a month. It alerted her every day and she never said a word. I finally remembered it when I needed it for something else and I asked if it was in her car.