TTT_2k3

TTT_2k3 t1_j13n172 wrote

Soccer has a running clock, so the only opportunity for players to take a few seconds to stop and breathe is when a player gets “injured.” That’s the main reason behind flops and overdramatized collisions. If you’re able to convince a ref to give another player a yellow or red card, or earn a PK, that’s a bonus.

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TTT_2k3 t1_it769vl wrote

You're gonna stand there, showin’ off this graphic, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

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