My favorite reply to these: “Actually, she’s dead” (yes, this is true. And yes I do it on purpose to make people react. And I also love these jokes bc I think they’re actually funny)

I read that as “most people don’t know the closet they have been to dying “ and I was soooooo lost 😅

But anyways, I KNOW the closest I’ve been to dying: in a car crash at age 8 sitting behind my mom who was in the driver seat. She didn’t make it but me and my brother in the passenger miraculously did. I’ve heard many times it was a miracle and the odds were against me surviving, let alone unharmed like I was