Salmol1na
Salmol1na t1_j9o2nkq wrote
Reply to comment by snazzynewshoes in TIL about Jamaican Ginger AKA "Jake" which was popular during Prohibition for its high alcohol content. Unfortunately it caused paralysis leading to a distinctive walk called the Jake Walk or the Jake Dance. by HeavyMetalOverbite
Gregory Jacobs is the last surviving grandson of Jake Leg-ridden William Jacobs. The Junior Jacobs account of his grandfather’s long-term consumption of Ginger Jake was stated in 1984’s January edition of Rolling Stone magazine went like this: “First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking Crazy wack funky People say 'ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty' That's all right cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humping, funking, jumping Jig around, shaking ya rump And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump Tell him step off, I'm doing the Hump”
Salmol1na t1_j8m9tte wrote
Reply to comment by Lvwr87 in Michigan State cancels athletic events for 48 hours after campus shooting by PrincessBananas85
*next two nights
Salmol1na t1_j7cr4uv wrote
They met at a Taylor Lautner convention
Salmol1na t1_j6gutvt wrote
Salmol1na t1_j5zxgyn wrote
Reply to TIL about a practice known as sologamy, where you can apparently marry yourself by [deleted]
Wifey gone be pissed but was hoping to open marriage a bit so cool by me
Salmol1na t1_j5sxqqf wrote
Reply to TIL that NBA Player Lou Williams was almost carjacked in 2011, until the thief recognized him and stopped because he was a Lou Williams fan. Lou Williams took him to McDonald's as thanks. by FiNN8778
Williams made 5 million before endorsements in 2011. Couldn’t he have gone a step higher like Denny’s or Waffle House?
Salmol1na t1_j5swywk wrote
Reply to TIL that in 2020, researchers tried to determine the actual effects of ingesting George's Marvelous Medicine (from the Roald Dahl book), consisting of shampoo, anti-freeze, brown paint, floor polish, and 30 other household items. It would cause vomiting, kidney injury, convulsions, and likely death. by derstherower
Well I hope they didnt take too long cuz it’s Antifreeze and done. Nice work researchers - take the rest of the day off.
Salmol1na t1_j36qree wrote
“I demand a Re-count…what does Canada know about Hoc…nevermind”. Congrats
Salmol1na t1_j36mpiv wrote
Reply to comment by jjj49er in Maca unveils its improved hydrogen-powered flying racecar at CES 2023 by diacewrb
Get in the damn pod race and win the young queen amadala’s heart
Salmol1na t1_j1oum07 wrote
Reply to TIL that in 2003, the chief officer of the German-owned cargo ship RMS Mülheim got into difficulties while on watch. His trousers caught in his chair mechanism and while trying to free himself he tripped and knocked himself unconscious. The ship grounded on rocks while he was out and later broke up by YalsonKSA
Why I always drive naked
Salmol1na t1_j1bbrty wrote
Reply to comment by Madhavaz in TIL that DMVs in the US are allowed to sell some of your personal information and do. This practice is legal under federal law. For example, Florida’s DMV made $77 million and California’s DMV made $52 million in 2017 through this practice alone. by TheKeyboardKid
Hands over fake address cuz snail mail sux. Check mate
Salmol1na t1_j0b1sek wrote
Think I have some older than the USA too. Tried to refill the bottle I stole but the top was so crusted on it required a vice grips and three different grown-ass men to remove it
Salmol1na t1_iwogh0g wrote
Reply to TIL: WW1 Armistice Day was Nov 11th, fighting was to cease at 11:00 AM. An American solider charged a German machine gun nest with 16 mins left, and died at 10:59 AM. The last soldier to die in WWI. by wats6831
Looks like OP watched All Quiet OTWF on Netflix recently
Salmol1na t1_isys87k wrote
Reply to TIL Pressure from a particularly intense cough may cause blood vessels in your anus to rupture by [deleted]
It’s a feature not a bug
Salmol1na t1_isys3vl wrote
Reply to TIL that in an effort to save $43.5, the Canadian Mint mailed the dies of the new $1 coin via a discount courier over using an armored car- which were promptly stolen and have never been found. This would lead to the adoption of the Loonie design as an emergency replacement. by Padgriffin
*$43.50
Salmol1na t1_isrzrbq wrote
Last year was only 5199
Salmol1na t1_isdgob6 wrote
Reply to TIL that before Lincoln Center could reward David Geffen's $100 Million donation by renaming "Avery Fisher Hall" to "David Geffen Hall", they had to pay the heirs of Fisher - the original donor - $15 million. Geffen's donation has a provision that requires his name to be on the hall "in perpetuity". by AspireAgain
“Thanks for your contributions to society”
Salmol1na t1_irw26im wrote
Reply to TIL Bing Crosby, called the first multimedia star, recorded over 1600 songs and 70 feature films by PicardTangoAlpha
More like Cha-Ching Crosby
Salmol1na t1_jd7iktf wrote
Reply to TIL that Al Pacino boycotted the 45th academy awards in 1973, because despite having more screen time than Marlon Brando, he was nominated for best supporting actor and not best actor. by VengefulMight
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