RexIsAMiiCostume t1_je6luc3 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 7:54 PM

Reply to comment by AIDANSNIPER in I can't see his eyes. That troubles me. by jesseberdinka

10-14 years old, roughly.

RexIsAMiiCostume t1_je041yt wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:38 PM

Reply to comment by Lappi_Shadow_Wolf in TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar

Well if you get the 23 and Me testing that includes medical stuff (not just ancestry) that's one of the things they can interpret lol

RexIsAMiiCostume t1_jdyufw8 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:41 AM

Reply to TIFU by drinking black tea by monkshood_bezoar

Oh, my dad is like that too. When he was putting in crazy hours at work and his boss asked how he wasn't tired, he explained that the caffeine from the M&Ms he was eating was enough for him... He assumed I had the same thing because caffeine made me nutty, but it turns out I was a child and children are more prone to bouncing off the walls in the first place.

RexIsAMiiCostume t1_jczj2ms wrote on March 20, 2023 at 7:15 PM

Reply to comment by LoginPuppy in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild

I was in the psych ward and they had to cut the metal nose piece out of our masks because one girl (who I met) had previously used one to cut herself. Fucken EVERYTHING is a potential weapon.

RexIsAMiiCostume t1_j6mi0em wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:25 AM

Reply to And that's a fact by Hornet_Scout

Are*

RexIsAMiiCostume t1_j1yzmeq wrote on December 28, 2022 at 1:18 PM

Reply to comment by OGkateebee in TIFU by choking the chicken after my tonsillectomy by Fireblade09

Just don't jack off until you've healed

RexIsAMiiCostume t1_j18hbll wrote on December 22, 2022 at 1:14 PM

Reply to comment by Otie1983 in TIFU by changing all of my daughter's contacts in her phone by GreenEggPage

Be careful. I've seen people find out that they've been signing their emails with whatever siri calls them, lmao

RexIsAMiiCostume t1_j0e2nbi wrote on December 15, 2022 at 11:37 PM

Reply to TIFU by "ruining" a friendship by Wafflesfortheday

Your friends suck.

RexIsAMiiCostume t1_iyekas0 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 8:29 PM

Reply to Fills me with joy. by jesseberdinka

Meanwhile I get to hear my dad yelling at my mom about how disappointing and burdensome I am 🙃

RexIsAMiiCostume t1_ixoe9n8 wrote on November 25, 2022 at 12:42 AM

Reply to TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken

I went to my boyfriend's house and asked if I could dock my switch to charge it. He said "I didn't know we'd be doing THAT so early!" And I was confused. I went to the bathroom and when I came out he told me he googled docking and did not correctly use the term. I love that goofball.