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Remorseful_User t1_j7ltt5w wrote
Reply to comment by Overall-Lynx917 in Ducklings used to cheer up little girl in hospital bed - 1956 by TormailDownHelp
Polio mounting a comeback. Thanks Republicans!
Remorseful_User t1_j6ouhuf wrote
So using a butt cheek would be best...
in hindsight, which is 20/20.
Remorseful_User t1_j6o7g3c wrote
Reply to comment by Infinite-Outcome-591 in I'm surprised that so many jokes here are tagged NSFW. by vartha
It's Latin acronym that loosely translates to: "Forward immediately to your boss".
/s
Remorseful_User t1_j6mx1ch wrote
Sometimes they would drop hundreds of metallic darts that gained speed via gravity. They would do it over the enemy trenches. The dart would often go right through somebody; in at the head and out through the groin. Somebody would call out that it's coming and they all would cringe in absolute terror.
Remorseful_User t1_j6iohr4 wrote
Reply to TIL of Clement Vallandigham, a lawyer and congressman during the Civil War. The Union deported him for supporting the Confederacy. After the war, he died by accidentally shooting himself during a murder trial while trying to show the murder weapon could have misfired. His client got off as a result by MikiLove
That's some dedicated lawyering.
Remorseful_User t1_j63nhmg wrote
Reply to comment by iluomo in TIL John Byner was originally cast as Mork from Ork on Happy Days, but found the premise ridiculous and quit days before filming, leading Robin Williams to be called in last minute by LoneRangersBand
The sky is the limit once you jump the shark.
Remorseful_User t1_j63na7c wrote
Reply to TIL John Byner was originally cast as Mork from Ork on Happy Days, but found the premise ridiculous and quit days before filming, leading Robin Williams to be called in last minute by LoneRangersBand
TBF - It probably wouldn't have had a spinoff without William's brilliance.
Remorseful_User t1_j4ybz6b wrote
Reply to TIL that only about 4% of the Earth's surface has two points on opposite sides of the world that are both on land by A_1337_Canadian
60% involve OPs Mom
Remorseful_User t1_j293tzd wrote
He shat a cat
Remorseful_User t1_j28tvqa wrote
Reply to comment by TronOld_Dumps in TIL Archduchess Mathilde of Austria accidentally set her dress alight and immolated herself while trying to hide a cigarette from her father by Brotherdodge
Tasteless jokes like these just burn me up.
Edit: They burn me up
Remorseful_User t1_j28tspy wrote
Reply to TIL Archduchess Mathilde of Austria accidentally set her dress alight and immolated herself while trying to hide a cigarette from her father by Brotherdodge
This finally proves that smoking is bad for your health.
Remorseful_User t1_j28sx6z wrote
Reply to TIL John Matuszak, best known for playing Sloth in The Goonies, was a state champion in the shot put, was the #1 overall draft pick in the NFL, was served a restraining order during a game, had a head coach perform life-saving CPR, won 2 Super Bowls, and acted with Ringo Starr before ODing at 38 by PasghettiSquash
Ummmm. Matuszak was very, VERY famous as an NFL player. What are goonies?
Remorseful_User t1_iyen71r wrote
Reply to comment by IDontKnowYouPickOne in TIL that due to The Beatles retiring from live performances in 1966, some of their most iconic albums, including Sgt Pepper and the White Album, were never played live by New_Blacksmith_115
Plus they had more time to work on the songs.
Remorseful_User t1_iy97el2 wrote
Reply to comment by borisdidnothingwrong in Dickey Betts just stole your girlfriend. Allman Brothers Band, 1/16/82 U of Florida by SecureDog4845
What if he also beat her though?
Now it swings back to Betts.
Remorseful_User t1_iy840ge wrote
Reply to comment by tripwire7 in TIL of Sgt BJ Keesee, who defected to both Cuba and North Vietnam, and would later go on to murder a US consul, somehow get parole, and then murder again. by YeomanScrap
The trust of others when he gets back.
Remorseful_User t1_iy5ffeo wrote
Reply to Dolly and Mick.1977 by harleybug88
The soothing power of giant breasticles.
Remorseful_User t1_iy5eue5 wrote
Reply to comment by obsertaries in TIL More than 80 percent of the ocean has never been mapped, explored, or even seen by humans and as a result, we know more about the surface of Mars than Earth by [deleted]
They go down. OPs Mom told me so and she's an expert on going down.
Remorseful_User t1_iy4xvtu wrote
Reply to Africa in the '90s by QuestionableClaims
They saw the rains
Remorseful_User t1_iy42qti wrote
Reply to Donkey Basketball 1970 by famouscaseyx
The are courting disaster.
Remorseful_User t1_ixi2aco wrote
101st, Bad ass.
Remorseful_User t1_iwpzsrv wrote
Reply to 3000 men who build the Chase Manhattan Bank in NYC pose for a photo near the end of constructional work on August 1964. by doug-demuro-is-daddy
Wait, did anyone do the rivets for the tenth floor?
Remorseful_User t1_iuj9m1o wrote
Reply to comment by CheshireMoe in Escaped king cobra crawls back to Swedish terrarium by AJC_10_29
I'm an American and thus don't really know the difference. The only thing I'm sure of is that either place has better healthcare than I have.
Remorseful_User t1_iu0ev7v wrote
Reply to comment by noronto in 1960s, fashion Girl by brolbo
Her left knee looks like that face on Mars.
Remorseful_User t1_j7m7e7u wrote
Reply to comment by TooOldForThis--- in Ducklings used to cheer up little girl in hospital bed - 1956 by TormailDownHelp
Ah!