And the sex-pornoshooting-swinging-kink-dad dad would answer something like "noooooo... but if your mom started today id be happy for some og that red stuff" and OP would 🤢🤮😵😱

He doenst have to say he saw the whole video - he can just say the thumpnail was on his browsing screen.

You browsing porn - not a big issue.

You accidently rubbing one out to your dad - well, it was an accident, so dont sweat it... but dont mention it to anyone if you dont want to.

Your dad maybe having an affair? - you could easely ask him. 'Dad, i was browsing porn and saw you, just wanted to be sure if its intentional it online and are you sure mom is ok with it? Because lm gonna ask her the same in an hour.'

And just in case your mom is not ok with it, screenshot some of it and log it in case she needs the evidence. In case they are swingers or something, delete it after you had the conversasions with both if them

Nta. But consider getting some new friends, if the group you hang around with is fanatic belivers... you will deffenently not get along in the long run .

If they were just random ppl on the same hike as you, then they just need to grow up and accept some (a lot) dont share their undocumented world view. Dont feel bad, as long as you dont curse them out or call them things you didnt do anything wrong

This. I was just about to write the same

'You do you' ??? The issue is auntie saw OP do gf 😂 But i absolutly agree, auntie might have an issue, not op.

U f ed up. Multiple times.

First. If u have trauma from high school drama queen hotties, go get help. It might not cure the little bastard between your legs, but it will help with coming to terms with it so u 1 have a language about your inner feeling to express to future SOs and 2 could help you getting past it so it doest pop up and becomes an issue in suddenly, like at a party where u are way to drunk or doped. And having such a language for whats happening inside of you means you can talk to SO befre shit like this happens so she would be more understanding IF it pops its ugly head up.

Second. You picked some bad friends, if u think there is a chance they spiked your drink. Where ever u stand on drugs (banned or regulated or compleatly legal) any1 should have the right to deside what goes into their own bodies- spiking ppls drinks is an offence that takes away ppls bodily autority. I dont do drugs anymore, it makes me realy sick. I would lose my shit if any of my friends snuk drugs into me. They can be as doped as they want, but im not gonna let even a microgram into me, as it makes me seriois psykotic. My body, my rules. And I wouldnt consider them friends if they had so little respekt for me as to let me keep my head and mental health away from drugs like spiking my drink.

Third. Bad joke. Ofcourse your (x)gf got mad. I would too. Its basicly a dis of her. But if u had dealt with first and second fuck up before there would be a fair chance she would calm down. Not dealing with thise issues, i say its a 50-50 for u to break up or get past it.