QuantumPolarBear1337
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jec96el wrote
Reply to comment by StankySocks1 in Just a little identity crisis by VoidDrinker
Your username 😂😂🤣 👍🏼. Random AF.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jec8rum wrote
Reply to It’s important that he knows by TheCarrot_v2
That asshole driving all crazy through traffic, you know who I'm talking about. THAT person has to poop.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jeb21q2 wrote
Reply to A guy in my city has been walking around with a seagull and is very proud of it. by SaintsNick94
I've got the same top but in tank top form.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jeazl2f wrote
Reply to If I fits I sits by felmare101
I've a similar fecal related motto....
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jeazcsz wrote
Reply to I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
Also, Gum retention apparatus.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jeaxcgt wrote
Reply to Do-Worker by johnnywolfwolf
Maybe it's time for you to drop an offer, keep him from practicing on fruit at least...
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jealqfc wrote
Reply to Going to need a bigger doggy door. by ArmChairAnalyst86
"Here's Doggy"
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_je2h5vv wrote
Reply to comment by Few-School-3869 in Anel Queens Construction by HAL-9
DMs be poppin.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_je1wiih wrote
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_je1051d wrote
Reply to comment by Takeyouonajourney9 in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
MacGyver is the way to go then! Keep up the good work 🤘🏼
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdyi258 wrote
Reply to comment by Kavanaugh82 in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
They're the best! My tub has never been so white 🤣
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdx28ns wrote
Reply to comment by Takeyouonajourney9 in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
Ya I had a feeling that might be the case. TBH those scrubby attachments I bought are 100% worth it. Imagine cleaning a bathtub in 1/4 the time with 1/4 of the effort 😎. And it comes out cleaner!
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdwz5iw wrote
Reply to Not today Satan. You won’t fool me. by MonsterDNA
Ye olde Fleshlight.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdwxxv0 wrote
Reply to comment by Takeyouonajourney9 in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
Valid point. Did you find that it worked well? I would think there would be a lot of slippage.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdwikx6 wrote
You know they literally sell scrubby attachments for a drill at the hardware store (home Depot at least). They are phenomenal I would suggest picking up a set. They like $25.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdwhra9 wrote
Reply to Is this what French people look like? by Ajxyn
Must be related to Stretch Armslong...
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdp1zvy wrote
I only see two hands.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdp0wfd wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Mimic a baby's face... Ok Dead face.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdnowtc wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Yes swallow a few capsules full of spiders.....
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jbzklah wrote
Reply to comment by Hungry-Big-2107 in Visited a farm in Australia with good sense of humour by sparekh1
Or put a door bell under "Obama-Llama"
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jbzka2o wrote
Reply to comment by MrBarackOllama in Visited a farm in Australia with good sense of humour by sparekh1
Haha 😂 perfect!! I applaud you 👏🏼.
QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jecdhp4 wrote
Reply to comment by RenoRivers in It’s important that he knows by TheCarrot_v2
100% 🤣