I hope anyone who even thinks this is fine, wakes up to the worlds most itchy arsehole.

Become the work place phantom serial shitter.

It's a fun pasttime and really satisfying.

The true method to Air BnB is to shit in a paper bag, seal it nice and tight and stash in the most hidden pain in the arse to find spot that will recieve humidity.

Then many days/weeks post clean the bag opens, the glorious personalised ambience is released and you are away masturbating into a BigMac.