Polymersion
Polymersion t1_j69iafn wrote
Reply to comment by Informal_Self_5671 in Rate of Americans reporting long-COVID symptoms declining by RockMakesStew
To my understanding, the "Long COVID" stuff isn't deadly stuff, but really bad quality-of-life stuff.
Persistent but low-level cough, breathing and sinus problems, weakness and (most alarming to me) long-term "brain fog".
I'm personally getting worried because I've had the "brain fog" since the last time I had COVID, but I also work in healthcare and it could just be constant low-level exposure to different things. Sucks, regardless.
Polymersion t1_j69hhse wrote
Reply to comment by babecafe in Rate of Americans reporting long-COVID symptoms declining by RockMakesStew
Type of thing that belongs here, then.
Polymersion t1_j5aux35 wrote
Reply to comment by AgentOfASignal in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
They named themselves ROWAWA¥, money symbolism and all.
Just wait for the new album where they talk really fast (by fish standards) about how they pulled it off and don't feel sorry about it, and maybe something about guns and women.
Polymersion t1_j5ao1im wrote
Reply to comment by Rocketlucco in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
More like Rowawa¥ (with a monetary symbol), which is far funnier to me given the "heist" angle
Polymersion t1_j22htsd wrote
Reply to comment by DanJDare in Discovery Trekking hiking/travel towel. Can go from immersed in water to dry in a matter of minutes. Rolls up smaller than a thin t-shirt. Been using my full grown man strength to wring this thing out for over 10 years now and it could still pass as new. by Hybrid978
Really? I'm quite certain it's been both. I'm pretty sure there was even a contract of "thinking hoopy thoughts" on at least one occasion.
Polymersion t1_j22etre wrote
Reply to comment by tom-tildrum in Discovery Trekking hiking/travel towel. Can go from immersed in water to dry in a matter of minutes. Rolls up smaller than a thin t-shirt. Been using my full grown man strength to wring this thing out for over 10 years now and it could still pass as new. by Hybrid978
Never been one hoopier
Polymersion t1_j1bhkpv wrote
Reply to comment by LuckyandBrownie in Missing infant from Ohio found safe by Almostdonehere74
I left this thread, scrolled a minute, got the joke and came back here to upvote.
Polymersion t1_j193auk wrote
Reply to comment by coyotesage in Before Dream! by OgnjenPavkovicArt
Nah, the Nightmare's just stealing the blanket because it's a jerk.
Polymersion t1_j160qkw wrote
Reply to [WP] You are an evil president of the United States and you want to ruin the world. Unfortunately, your plans backfire and you keep making the world a better place instead by accident, earning endless praise from the people and human rights advocacy groups. This is not what you wanted. by swagonflyyyy
I glared at the television.
The news networks were singing my praises, or at least that was how it felt. I had gotten opinion news outlawed as one of my first acts, so that they couldn't make me look bad before I put my plans in motion, but that had backfired. All the news outlets I'd been hoping to bribe were the ones that got sued into oblivion under the new laws. And now all the remaining networks did was talk about how my policies had saved a dying country, and the infuriating part was that the fact-checkers agreed.
I turned off the television. Where was the drama? There was supposed to be fighting and lies to keep everyone busy and not talking about all the boring policies. My wife looked over at me, a soft smile on her face. "Still thinkin' about the car bans? I'm sure it'll make a mess eventually!"
She could always tell when I was unhappy. I gave her a forced smile back, leaning in to kiss her forehead. "That's part of it. People are loving the busses, giving out food should've killed the grocery stores by now, and opening up the borders didn't scare as many people as it was supposed to. I swear, it's some sort of plot to stop me getting anything done. Probably led by the Communists." I spat the last word, images of dirty hippies taunting me. I hated them, and I hated that they were outplaying me. They were supposed to be the scapegoats.
She snuggled up to me, calming my rage for the moment. I loved that woman. She wasn't very bright, especially about policy, but she supported my schemes and she believed in me. Her voice was a bit muffled by my chest when she spoke again. "Well, it only really takes one big thing to tear a country apart. I'm sure you'll get it eventually. Maybe doing a basic income scheme will work better than raising the wages? Everybody knows if you pay people to stay home they'll all get lazy and everything will fall apart."
I laughed, having tuned out her little ideas halfway through. She wasn't very bright, but I loved her anyways. I stroked my chin, the edges of a new scheme forming. What I needed to counteract the immigration wave was to make people lazy. Maybe if I started some sort of basic income program...
Polymersion t1_izky1s9 wrote
Reply to comment by turriferous in Officials grant California girl's request to keep a unicorn if She locates one by AmethystOrator
So, mutant goat
Polymersion t1_iyd3bs7 wrote
Reply to comment by Scoobydoomed in Judge rules Swissvale native Jack Burman and Jacob Wohl must spend 500 hours registering voters by DaveOJ12
Yeah, that's the vibe I got.
Polymersion t1_jd1epcc wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Hasbullah in the MSCHF Big Red Boots by chazleeper
I'm pretty sure some of those things in the title were words