PolyJuicedRedHead
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_jdsf0au wrote
Reply to The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.” by yomommafool
You call this a long joke? You owe me a long joke.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_jdsdz9y wrote
Reply to Rubbing two Pears together by taggat
Your relationship is going to go pear-shaped.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_jdoqa19 wrote
Reply to I lifted up a really heavy clock by spicynicho
No! Not on MY watch!
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_j27tlh0 wrote
Reply to TIL Martin Luther King was born Michael King Jr. However, his father, a pastor at Atlanta’s Ebenezer Baptist Church, traveled to Germany and became inspired by the Protestant Reformation leader Martin Luther. As a result, King Sr. changed his own name as well as that of his five year old son. by 54_actual
Just learned this in Steve Berry’s book The Bishop’s Pawn. The MLK parts of the book were the most interesting.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_j1y5s1w wrote
Reply to comment by Main-Needleworker569 in What would Cardi B be called if she decided to live a healthy lifestyle ? by stepanek112
Aw, who needs a house out in Hackensack?
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_iy6msmh wrote
Reply to Duo indicted in $575 million crypto scam by Doctor_YOOOU
I knew Duo Lippa was trouble when she walked in.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_ivwvtn1 wrote
Nurse: “ Hospital regulations require that you name the baby before you leave today. “
Mother: “….uuuuuuh what county is this hospital in?”
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_ivwv9t1 wrote
Reply to comment by DrSatan420247 in TIL Winona Ryder was born in Winona, Minnesota by JoeyZasaa
Not Worcestershire?
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_ivwv0ps wrote
Not Winona, Ontario?
Not Winona, Indiana?
Not Winona, Kansas?
Not Winona, Michigan?
Not Winona, Mississippi?
Not… Oh whatever.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_iujjkmb wrote
Reply to comment by Peace_Is_Coming in How did one vampire give COVID to the other one? by bennetthaselton
Teehee 🙃
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_iuaqov7 wrote
No arms or legs on a beach? Her name is Sandy.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_iu18uuq wrote
Reply to Tree Chopper by ZephyrDaGreat
The man: “before I continue, let me axe you a question.”
The tree: “It’s not ‘axe’, it’s ‘ask’.
The man: “No. I’m pretty sure this is an axe!”
[ Oh whatever. Sometimes the real joke is not in the comments. ]
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_itmudvl wrote
Reply to TIL Michael DeBakey, developed over many years the technique of replacing the damaged aorta with a tube made of polyethylene terephthalate. He himself suffered aortic dissection at the age of 97 and survived for two years thanks to the technique he developed himself. by Bobba_fat
He sounds like a man after his own heart.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_it5144a wrote
Sadly the food was forgettable.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_isb7xq9 wrote
Reply to TIL that blue whale calves can drink 60 gal / 225 liters of milk a day and can gain up to 8 lbs / 3.7 kg an HOUR. by persondude27
About the same for me and my almond milk.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_irfuzi2 wrote
Reply to TIL Interstate 19 running between Tucson and Nogales is the only freeway in the US with distances labeled exclusively in kilometers. by captain_flak
Big sky there. You can see for kilometres and kilometers.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_je1wd9w wrote
Reply to Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
So I shouldn’t beat the eggs and whip cream?