Chickens aren't very noisy if kept happy. As long as you spoil them and give them enough space outside as well as roosting space inside, and keep their area cleaned up and fed regularly, they don't tend to make a whole lot of noise.

They do work in schedules. If you're an hour late to feed (assuming you don't free feed), they'll let everyone know.

Just my .02.

Source: prior chicken/duck papa

Inb4 Bud Budshaw

Get through the month and the lines will die down and the shops will change their systems to be more efficient as they learn.

But ya, just pre order. I use leafly.

Dude yes. Go make beats and record his voice live, mix them into the beats. Hearing his own voi e talking will probably trip him up. Especially if you can find a way to splice then on the fly and make him say things like "I am gay" or something lmao