OMGoblin
OMGoblin t1_j7ejemo wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by letting a girl put my weiner in her mouth. by [deleted]
Have fun ending up at 0 with 4 comments. Nobody cares! If you didn't have a clickbait title that made people nope out, I'm sure they would've read your story.
OMGoblin t1_j6mft8u wrote
Reply to comment by Fauropitotto in TIFU buy pulling my eyes at the asian waitress by Independent-Yak9490
Idk, I manage to do something similar with just one hand, it doesn't look offensive that way. Just figure out a way to do it without offending anyone, if their hands are too small to use one, then continue using two but stare down into your lap before doing it, not at somebody because that's creepy anyways.
OMGoblin t1_j6hjf6n wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend to pick between me and someone else and saying I wouldn’t care who she picked. by [deleted]
It is your fault you are mad. You have expectations that someone else should be with you despite what they want. When your expectations aren't met, you shouldn't get angry. When you get angry you shouldn't expect anyone to sit there and validate you being angry with them. Its very childish to expect someone else to do what you want just because thats what you want, whether it's a relationship or otherwise
So, ultimately the situation is fair, it just doesn't feel good and for that I'm sorry and hope you find someone who actually lives close enough to see. Long distance or online relationships are always flimsy.
OMGoblin t1_j2312n3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by checking my husband's messages by BabiQuinn09
Wow that's very trashy of him. It sounds like he is looking for for an out from the marriage? He shouldn't have lead you on if he has problems with your your severe problems being alone or health problems or whatever is his reasoning.
OMGoblin t1_iy2s0sk wrote
You're taking a bad situation and making it way worse with your self-harming. You're not getting back at them like you want to, you're just hurting yourself.
OMGoblin t1_ixidg6t wrote
Reply to comment by Lampadaire345 in TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
She will probably have friends in her new school to be honest, lets be real this guy needs to chill he's known her for a hot second and it's literally high school lol. Like you said, public transportation exists but it's just not worth it for this fleeting acquantance, honestly the dude is already building a future with her after one lunch, it's a bit creepy.
OMGoblin t1_jegff4q wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidental Disclosure by codeshane
Boring AF.