And Aldi is looking to implement self checkout, which will fucking suck. The lines move fast as Aldi because they checkers are good. Imagine mee-maw trying to scan her shit and fucking it up. I dread the day.

Sounds like one of my friends in college after he took Philosophy 101. Thought he was fucking Aristotle after being assigned an excerpt from Nicomachean Ethics. Insufferable for a month or so.

Many law firms have bios with photos of their attorneys on their website.

There are sometimes giant Sikh weddings and events in the building where I work. They are a lot of guys that get hammered and there is always at least one fight. The fights are always the same, lol, two dudes start fighting, two huge groups form and get the two original guys apart, then there is a little yelling and everyone goes back to partying and throwing dollar bills.