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NextTrillion t1_jaelgp0 wrote
Reply to comment by TheWSBaccount in #breakingnews by code6violation
So your saying wsb shat all over your account? Plausible.
NextTrillion t1_jaelc4d wrote
Reply to comment by Rocketeer006 in #breakingnews by code6violation
Speak for yourself. I don’t actually like to cuck. I only cuck because I’m forced too 😔
NextTrillion t1_j9xgd5i wrote
Reply to comment by ArtificialOP in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
Not a good place to be.
NextTrillion t1_j6f47g9 wrote
Reply to comment by jashxn in Rescission is here. Cocaine use is declining and Methamphetamine use is going up by Crystalscante
What did you say you little birch? You obviously know nothing about gorilla warfare.
NextTrillion t1_j6ey6lq wrote
Reply to comment by ErectoPeentrounus in Rescission is here. Cocaine use is declining and Methamphetamine use is going up by Crystalscante
I just steal canned air from Walmart and inhale it the washroom. Then I open up my packs of Pokémon cards that I stole, hoping to get a holographic Charzard.
If you ever see a pile of Pokémon cards and a few spent cans of compressed air in the toilet, you’ll know I was there. Life is a pretty sweet fruit.
NextTrillion t1_j6ex4n3 wrote
Reply to comment by IllustriousSignal575 in Rescission is here. Cocaine use is declining and Methamphetamine use is going up by Crystalscante
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.
NextTrillion t1_j6ewtcc wrote
Reply to comment by Same_Class5866 in Rescission is here. Cocaine use is declining and Methamphetamine use is going up by Crystalscante
>but the chance of that happening is as about as low as me making profit off of SPY calls.
There’s no such thing as a guaranteed investment, but I think I may have just found the Holy Grail of ROI. Anything that inverses this guy‘s SPY calls is going to print, so, meth it is.
NextTrillion t1_j65gqmh wrote
Reply to comment by IllustriousSignal575 in To Hindenburg & other interested parties: my advice? Invest in some good home security. by BlueRidgeGamer
Lol watch out guys we got a badass over here!
NextTrillion t1_j29h1yz wrote
Reply to SPY 4h. Indexes reference. Fulfilled.. by gtrades31
Lines. Impressive.
NextTrillion t1_j26st1d wrote
Reply to comment by Atotallyrandomname in 'Freedom Convoy' organizers now promising 'world unity convoy' in Winnipeg in February by CanadianBeaver1983
No one should ever be able to wear t-shirts. I want to “cancel” t-shirts. I would feel extremely owned if some freedum fighters were to wear only t-shirts in that weather.
Holy shit would I ever feel owned.
NextTrillion t1_j1h1knr wrote
Reply to comment by JasonVanJason in Factbox: About 1.2 million without power in United States from winter storms by Smithy2232
Could be really warm. No one knows with these bizarre weather patterns.
NextTrillion t1_j0y9n42 wrote
Reply to comment by CoderCore in Over 67,000 DraftKings Betting Accounts Hit by Hackers by chrisdh79
Hey Harry, I bet you I can get you gambling by the end of the day.
You’re on!
Ok. I’m gonna get you… don’t know how, but I’m gonna get you.
NextTrillion t1_iybndrl wrote
Reply to comment by wobbly-cheese in Bank of Canada lost $522 million in third quarter, marking first loss in its history by Prometheus_3_6_9
Sounds like user wobbly cheese has been drinking too many wobbly pops
NextTrillion t1_iya617v wrote
Reply to comment by EinsteinEP in Photo shows 3 stowaways who were rescued from oil tanker's rudder after likely 11-day ordeal by grungegoth
Far, far spendier 😂
NextTrillion t1_iya5umm wrote
Reply to comment by ThirdSunRising in Photo shows 3 stowaways who were rescued from oil tanker's rudder after likely 11-day ordeal by grungegoth
Well, yeah, I was trying to say that it’s not likely anyone that could survive would need to do it in the first place.
Don’t know, maybe a really thick sleeping bag and loads of those hot shots things, tie yourself down so you don’t fall out, and then you slip into a little coma and maybe you can thaw out and survive. People have survived really nasty snowstorms on Everest I believe for days. All of their extremities have died off due to frostbite, but their system kept on ticking.
I just like to think about all the various factors and I’m bored at work right now.
NextTrillion t1_iy9xtxx wrote
Reply to comment by Mundane-Ad-3142 in Photo shows 3 stowaways who were rescued from oil tanker's rudder after likely 11-day ordeal by grungegoth
Probably coz I made the boneheaded move of spelling Strait like Straight. D’oh!
Also, it’s pretty much a fact that in a lot of waters, the temperature is cold enough to shut down your muscles after 10 minutes. You’d be lucky (or unlucky) to stay alive longer than 11 minutes total.
Even if in the highly unlikely event someone noticed you in the water, after the propulsion of the vessel tossed you around like a rag doll, it would still take ages to slow the ship down and send out a rib. So your chance of survival without a PFD is incredibly limited. It’s a super deadly environment that these guys were in.
NextTrillion t1_iy97wz3 wrote
Reply to comment by Elcactus in Photo shows 3 stowaways who were rescued from oil tanker's rudder after likely 11-day ordeal by grungegoth
I don’t follow you here.
NextTrillion t1_iy97oc4 wrote
Reply to comment by Sometimes_Stutters in Photo shows 3 stowaways who were rescued from oil tanker's rudder after likely 11-day ordeal by grungegoth
With the most high end, Mount Everest quality gear, supplemental oxygen, and having a fairly upbeat attitude during your 10 hours of pure hell, you could survive.
You’re basically ascending to a bit higher than Mount Everest within less than an hour. So the ambient air pressure (‘thin’ air) will be equivalent to absorbing 1/3 the oxygen you’re used to (iirc), so you’d obviously pass out. I’d tether myself, just in case.
Having the oxygen concentrator would help with that but I’m not sure how the battery would be able to handle the cold. You’d have to keep it close to your body in a heavily insulated bag.
So I’d say, someone with a good amount of cash and technical know how should be able to survive, but someone very poor with some ill-fitting gear has a much lower chance of survival. That’s if they have even the slightest clue about what they’re about to go through.
NextTrillion t1_iy953p0 wrote
Reply to comment by am3l1a in Photo shows 3 stowaways who were rescued from oil tanker's rudder after likely 11-day ordeal by grungegoth
They could take turns sleeping while the others keep them safe. 4 hours of sleep, 8 hours awake to watch your buddy. Not saying it would be a very comfortable sleep, but they obviously survived (some how)!
NextTrillion t1_iy94px7 wrote
Reply to comment by TheGreatCoyote in Photo shows 3 stowaways who were rescued from oil tanker's rudder after likely 11-day ordeal by grungegoth
Lol no, the rudder is behind the prop, which propels the ship with enormous force. That force would thrust you much further away from the prop and the ship in general, likely tossing you about like a rag doll for a good while. There may be circulating back currents, but I doubt they’d be strong enough to overcome the thrust of the prop. There are few engines on the planet more powerful than these.
NextTrillion t1_iy92xcj wrote
Reply to comment by DisplacedPersons12 in Photo shows 3 stowaways who were rescued from oil tanker's rudder after likely 11-day ordeal by grungegoth
It would suck for a brief few moments of despair.
You may try to stay afloat for as long as you can, and yeah, you’ll probably be panicking and get gassed really quick, depending on the turbulence of the water. But from my brief moments a day or a week out in the Hecate Strait, or the Drake Passage, the water can be relentless during the best of weather.
So I’d wager, you’d stay alive for another 10 minutes, if conditions allow. After that, pure bliss as you drift off to the other side and become fish food.
NextTrillion t1_iy6yd51 wrote
Reply to comment by Gandalftron in Puts on TSLA, TWTR is a sinking ship that Elon will keep throwing cash at. by Euro347
Can’t. People he voted for have jacked up the price.
NextTrillion t1_iy6x82y wrote
Reply to comment by choose_uh_username in Puts on TSLA, TWTR is a sinking ship that Elon will keep throwing cash at. by Euro347
On top of that, they make good, long lasting phones with ample OS support. I’m 5 years now on this phone, and my partner’s phone is 6 years old. And I use my iphone A LOT.
She wants to replace it with a newer one, but doesn’t want to wait 3 months for it to arrive, so she just said, naaaah, I’ll wait until next year. Hopefully by then they’ll have a USB-C port, but I’m not holding my breath.
Finally, since the phones are still decent, they’re actually worth quite a bit. I got the battery replaced for very little.
Apple does some dumb shit, but they also get a lot of things bang on.
NextTrillion t1_iy6wbk0 wrote
Reply to comment by euserc75 in Puts on TSLA, TWTR is a sinking ship that Elon will keep throwing cash at. by Euro347
Does he have a quarterly monthly weekly daily hourly payment plan?
NextTrillion t1_jedsg06 wrote
Reply to comment by Alexap30 in Periscope “telephoto” only for those who buy the most expensive iPhone. A well-known analyst revealed details about the new iPhone 15 Pro Max camera by chrisdh79
>+5 plus years.
Ehm, sorry, 5 years ago? Try 20. Here’s Phil Askey, founder of DPReview (RIP) on the Minolta DiMAGE X in 2002:
>Just when you thought a 2 megapixel, 3x optical zoom digital camera couldn't get any smaller Minolta turn things on their heads (literally) and produce the diminutive DiMAGE X. This shirt-pocket sized digital camera is just 20 mm thin (0.8 in) and 84 x 72 mm (3.3 x 2.8 in) from the front and weighs in (fully loaded) at just 155 g (5.5 oz). With specs like that you'd be expecting a fixed focal length lens, but no Minolta have innovated, the zoom mechanism is actually on its side within the body of the camera with a prism reflecting the image seen through the first lens element (Minolta dub this 'Folded Optics').
I actually prefer “folded optics,” but looks like periscope is likely going to be the way. Suppose it sounds ‘cooler’ or something.