DC is a fantastic city but it has problems that seem intractable and are a common thing for Washingtonians to rally around (complaining about them, not solving them).

This isn’t real. We would have received it at my office if it was. Edit: and it would never say “evacuate.” These messages never have that kind of sensationalist language.

I’ve been to exactly one skins game in Philly and that was enough. Eagles fans are cave people. Good luck.