Chill bro she said 5 years and it’s been 1. There’s still 4 more years, 2 of which will be a recession and the next 6 will be climbing out of that hole.

Are those two lonely dots to the right the two absolutely behemoth banks that went under? The 2nd and 3rd biggest of all time? If so, this kind of makes this graph misleading.

Tesla $202.50 calls that expire today

I mean, but them at unique times and not bc you’re bored. He bought these at the absolute worst time. The time to buy puts was last week. or now.

I love that you bought them at the literal worst time. Did you buy calls last week?

For things that will fit in a “bubble mailer”, yeah.

Does Amazon make its own cardboard boxes and thus aren’t a part of the index?

Sunday night 12:01am is technically Monday. That’s when the real party starts.

Not record debt per capita

You act like they’ll never have a job again. And most of these companies are giving out very generous severance packages lasting months. People can find a job anywhere in the country while working from home. They don’t need to sell their house to move to another city for a job.

“Overpaying” means nothing when your interest rate is 2.6%-3.5%.

20lbs in 3 weeks is physically impossible unless you went from a completely dehydrated morning state with no clothes to a post-vacation, post-Chinese food and alcohol drinking binge bloated Sunday night with clothes and shoes on, all while eating an absurd amount of calories for the entire 3 weeks. Sorry, but the math doesn’t work out when a pound of fat takes a 3,600 calorie surplus and the body burns around 2,000/day. That means a pound of fat gained per day, or a 5,600 calorie per day diet assuming no exercise, or 6,000+ calorie per day diet with exercise. Water has zero calories, so that must have been a lot of beer.

I don’t even know who they are. I didn’t analyze it that deeply. I was hoping for an easy to read legend where one icon is a bar and the other is a line. But they’re both bars and the colors are similar.

It took me entirely too long to figure out which was subscriber count and which was number of videos.