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MJN91075 t1_j9lhfl4 wrote
Reply to comment by activelyresting in TIL The Rocky Horror Picture Show is still in limited release after 47 years making it the longest-running theatrical release in film history by shakeyjake
THEN PULL YOUR KNEES IN TIIIIIGHT......
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Reply to comment by Discount_Friendly in TIL The Rocky Horror Picture Show is still in limited release after 47 years making it the longest-running theatrical release in film history by shakeyjake
AND A STEP TO THE RIIIIIIIGGGHT!
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Reply to comment by Libertas-Vel-Mors in TIL people who appreciate taboo jokes and other forms of black humor show higher levels of intelligence by deadliestcurses
How many gears are in a French tank?
Five......two forward gears and three reverse gears
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Reply to comment by MJN91075 in TIL people who appreciate taboo jokes and other forms of black humor show higher levels of intelligence by deadliestcurses
So to combine Hedberg with Jeselnik.......
A pregnant woman isn't carrying a developing human......the fetus is actually a pilot of a mech with meat and skin armor
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Reply to comment by LovesToSnooze in TIL people who appreciate taboo jokes and other forms of black humor show higher levels of intelligence by deadliestcurses
Jeselnik and Jimmy Carr are my dark comedy heroes......but Mitch Hedberg is the man!
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Reply to comment by me_not_at_work in TIL people who appreciate taboo jokes and other forms of black humor show higher levels of intelligence by deadliestcurses
I shouldn't tell WW2 jokes because my Great Grandfather died at Auschwitz.....
They kept warning him not to lean so far out of the guard tower
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Reply to comment by HotPocket_Consumed in TIL people who appreciate taboo jokes and other forms of black humor show higher levels of intelligence by deadliestcurses
How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?
You nail its other hand to the floor
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Reply to comment by HotPocket_Consumed in TIL people who appreciate taboo jokes and other forms of black humor show higher levels of intelligence by deadliestcurses
What's 9 inches long, red, and makes women cry?
A miscarriage
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Reply to TIL people who appreciate taboo jokes and other forms of black humor show higher levels of intelligence by deadliestcurses
Who won the Tour De France in 1940?
The 7th Panzer Division
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Whoa........
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Reply to comment by Lenteuitje in TIL The Rocky Horror Picture Show is still in limited release after 47 years making it the longest-running theatrical release in film history by shakeyjake
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAINN!!