Your lawyer will also tell you to stop posting about it online. At the risk of killing our own entertainment here, you should probably delete this thread.

Dude, everyone's saying talk to a lawyer first. Talking to the cops first is compounding your mistakes. Especially since you've let a week lapse since the incident. Lawyer up.

I ain't mad at you. My 20 yr old daughter and I each recently got happy meals because we both wanted the plush Stitch toy for our respective cars.