"Don't forget what?"

"Seriously?"

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!"

Zombie apocalypse, but written as generically and tropey as possible.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_Ark

The kNIght.

Namely, a simple murder.

If I was dead, I'd be replying that too.

If this could happen, then you bet I'd be setting up a real-life Schrodinger's Cat to find out what a cat looks like when neither dead nor alive.

History lesson (huge oversimplification): The Roman republic (which eventually evolved into the legendary Roman Empire) really didn't want any one person with too much power. So, instead of one single leader, they had two, called consuls. These consuls also could only serve for one year at a time.

They knew this, so they basically tried to get as much glory and honor as possible in only one year. And since the best way to gain glory and honor was military victories, Rome often would aggressively attack and conquer territory.

Because the consuls could only rule for a limited amount of time, they became very dangerous. The same principle applies here.

"I know, I know, we've got our differences. But maybe it could work?"

I just stood there and blinked. This is never going to work.

This is essentially how my problem solving goes every time.

"Welp, we're dead, thank you very much."

I use Reddit and YouTube, and technically Snapchat although I haven't touched it in about a year.

"There is one thing that you mustn't forget when building a teleportation device. Unfortunately, I forgot it."

Just a note, the pangram has a brown fox, otherwise you leave out B, W, and N.