KingoftheMongoose
KingoftheMongoose t1_je5sytu wrote
Reply to Just...don't look at it. by ravenkult
Eat it
KingoftheMongoose t1_jdfmcm2 wrote
Reply to comment by dragracesssss in In the 1990s over 1,200 bones from roughly 15 bodies were found buried in Benjamin Franklin's London house, they are believed to be the remains from an anatomy school founded by an associate of Franklin's. by ffoboomstick
And since the 1200 were from at least 15 people, that means that most likely they are at different levels of completeness. What really would be interesting, would be to read first hand written accounts of how that initial discussion took place to decide “Yep, just bring them over to my house; I know just the place.”
KingoftheMongoose t1_jbsry41 wrote
Reply to comment by random_encounters42 in Denmark will be first country to import, store other countries' captured CO2 | "Our subsoil contains a storage potential far larger than our own emissions," said Danish Climate Minister Lars Aagaard. by chrisdh79
There is unrest in the forest […]
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw
KingoftheMongoose t1_jacferj wrote
Reply to comment by _Forgotten in [LPT Request] How to accept ending an athletic career after college? by matt2085
Halt! You have violated the law!!
…Then pay with your blood!!
KingoftheMongoose t1_j6a4fpf wrote
Reply to comment by Slow-Talk-400 in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
Ah. The ole Wacky Inflatable Waving Cum Slinger
KingoftheMongoose t1_j51xhps wrote
Reply to comment by DefectiveSp00n in Is it possible to learn this power by Key_Dig_Dog
If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me for the handbird to bushbird ratio!
KingoftheMongoose t1_j51xbob wrote
Reply to comment by thethunder92 in Is it possible to learn this power by Key_Dig_Dog
The snow? Was cocaine. That's how she got the birds to obey her.
KingoftheMongoose t1_j256nm0 wrote
Reply to comment by Specific_Main3824 in Historic first launch of Chinese private methane-fueled rocket ends in failure by returnofjuju
"If you count failure as experience."
"I count experience as experience."
KingoftheMongoose t1_iyctww2 wrote
Reply to comment by RandoMcRandompants in This restroom supports both toilet paper directions. by Glades_road
One of these rolls can look pretty by tidying up the loose end. The other still looks wrong even when tidied.
KingoftheMongoose t1_iy62eat wrote
Hrmmmmm…. Let’s see……
Ahhhhh yes…..
SLYTHERIN!!!
KingoftheMongoose t1_iwzsoyf wrote
Reply to comment by Letmefadeaway in A Medieval Gold Wedding Ring Found in the Mud Worth Is Thousands by max-venum
OP’s post title is grammatically incorrect due to word misplacement; so we are having a fun jest at OP’s expense by jumbling their words up further to make even more nonsensical titles.
Moral of story: proofread or end up with Titlegore jokes!
KingoftheMongoose t1_iwzqiol wrote
Reply to comment by Thebluefairie in A Medieval Gold Wedding Ring Found in the Mud Worth Is Thousands by max-venum
The Witch King of Angmar wears his crown to denote his sovereignty over the orcs of Gundabad.
KingoftheMongoose t1_iwzq90h wrote
Reply to comment by KobblestoneMC in A Medieval Gold Wedding Ring Found in the Mud Worth Is Thousands by max-venum
A wedding mud ring found in medieval is worth thousands gold
KingoftheMongoose t1_iur2c6l wrote
Reply to comment by tazai123 in Nice Catch! by westondeboer
Downvotes for you all for this pointless argument!
Pushes both y'all off tree platform
KingoftheMongoose t1_iur2av7 wrote
Reply to comment by paulusmagintie in Nice Catch! by westondeboer
Downvotes for you all for this pointless argument!
Pushes both y'all off tree platform
KingoftheMongoose t1_itpnq3w wrote
Reply to comment by Zymoox in Scientists discover a marshmallow-like fluffy planet in deep space | Mashable by GullyShotta
I'm getting hot sauna vibes rather than mallow vibes.
KingoftheMongoose t1_itnbh2n wrote
Reply to comment by Just_a_dude92 in This website lists you put in two separate movies or shows, and show you all the actors common to both! by Saxon_man
Lol! I tried my darndest to throw this titlegore a lifeline and now I look like the drowning fool! xD
KingoftheMongoose t1_itn0toj wrote
Reply to comment by americanadiandrew in Michigan family of 4 who went missing for a week has been found by wwabc
Well yeah. 9-1-1! September 11? It's obvious.
Here, let me explain.
KingoftheMongoose t1_itmlhjm wrote
Reply to This website lists you put in two separate movies or shows, and show you all the actors common to both! by Saxon_man
"On this website, you receive lists when you put in two separate movies or shows, and the website can show you all the actors common to both."
Uhhhhh, I tried to FTFY... but gah... I nearly had a stroke.
KingoftheMongoose t1_itml54h wrote
Reply to This website lists you put in two separate movies or shows, and show you all the actors common to both! by Saxon_man
Kevin Bacon. Your time has come!
KingoftheMongoose t1_itlyqiz wrote
Reply to comment by h0p3ofAMBE in Penny Mordaunt pulls out of Tory leadership race, paving way for Rishi Sunak to become next PM | Politics News by FutureNytro
I bid Two lettuces
KingoftheMongoose t1_isx4bxc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The killer ground drone revolution is here. The Netherlands has deployed four armed ground robots or unmanned ground vehicles (UGVs), making it the first NATO country to do so. The robots are Tracked Hybrid Modular Infantry Systems (THeMIS) UGVs built by the Estonian defense company Milrem Robotics. by mossadnik
It also knows crazy
KingoftheMongoose t1_iscdp2i wrote
Reply to comment by brainimpacter in How to handle a rude neighbour by Tardigradelegs
This week on Celebrity Deathmatch!
We have in corner: Morla, the ancient wise turtle of Fantasia. And in this corner, Tui, the Moon Spirit of the Northern Waterbending Tribe. And our guest referee, Marlin the Clownfish!
Let’s Get It On!!
KingoftheMongoose t1_irasf5i wrote
Reply to comment by Twenty_Seven in Danse Macabre (by me) by dreckqin
Whenever I see Danse Macabre, all I can hear is Camille Saint-Saëns, just like everyone else!
KingoftheMongoose t1_jeawpmd wrote
Reply to LPT: After a good haircut, take a photo of your hair to show to the barber next time you go, it makes life much easier for them and for you. This especially helps if you're going to a new barber for the first time. by bongingnaut
But do I take a photo when it's freshly cut and slightly lopsided, when it grows a tad and hits the Goldilocks 'just right' phase that I typically forget about my hair, or when it's long unkempt and desperately in need of attention?