Figgers.

It’s funny because it’s true.

My thoughts exactly. May as well just start their own restaurant at that point.

Were they fired do you know?

Yeah, it’s too cheap to be found on the bottom of a Snapple Cap and not good enough to be found on Laffy Taffy.

I wasn’t offended in any way shape or form.

Christmas was yesterday. It might be observed today, but it’s not Christmas anymore.

I spent my Christmas at a fancy Chinese restaurant, as is my family’s tradition… since we don’t celebrate it and all of the other restaurants close their doors.

Adieu.

I was still exceptionally close to understanding and someone my age or slightly older with similar experience and more brain than myself might very well understand. I wouldn’t underestimate anyone.

Still, thank you for explaining and teaching me something new. I do enjoy learning new things a lot, even if it does enable me to become overconfident.

I’m fairly certain I understand why it’s funny, but I’m only 25 and want to confirm since apparently only people over 40 can understand it…

Are you referring to the malfunction of audio playback that occurred with CDs, Cassettes, and Vinyls? Because when they would get damaged/scratched songs would “skip”? And by saying she’s so fat that when she dances, she interrupts the band’s ability to perform properly and they experience a live version of this phenomenon?

He dug a person-sized hole in the snow until he hit the ground, laid down on the ground, unzipped his fly, and saw that the snow was 3x the length of his erect cock.

You villain! That’s a crime against humanity!