The style is familiar.

This right here. A couple that can laugh with each other during sex is a strong one.

I called mine’s eyes blue instead of brown for some goddamn reason. I was about as flabbergasted as her.

Did you not see it’s where she used to routinely stay? It’s not like it was a stranger’s house. Depending on how her family operates, her grandparents’ house may have been like a second home to her. It’s not unheard of for grandparents to play a parental role from time to time.

Fair enough, but I still think walking into a closed-door bedroom in someone else’s house is worse than having sex in the bedroom you used to routinely stay in at your grandparents’ house. Depending on the family situation, that may have been like a second home for OP.

Seems like you think it’s acceptable to go barging into a bedroom when the door is closed. In which case, you need to learn about boundaries.

Some parents don’t know how to transition from a parent/child relationship to an adult/adult one. It’s kinda pathetic.

Sounds like your aunt needs to learn some goddamn manners.

And here I immediately thought it was a lame “women eat salad” joke and not phonetic wordplay.