So it sounds like your entire lower jaw got ripped off and somehow you're still kicking?

Your mom sounds cool as fuck. And you straight up abandoned her.

You're the asshole.

Yeah I mean I love my cat to death but my eyes suck so I trip over that little baby somewhat frequently. She gets an apology and headpats.

Here's hoping she isn't plotting to murder me for tripping on her accidentally.

You're not wrong. But everyone here is gonna take the cats side because nosleep is a little weird.