You see how many people post "eat the rich" and your wallet feels a bit heavy I imagine.

Cops are fucking worthless I swear.

Four times I've had to deal with police and they either do nothing or treat me and my coworkers like the criminals.

The alcohol in the vanilla extract makes the burn not hurt and really just makes it much more bearable in general.

I know it sounds crazy but it's pretty nice for those deep burns that just keep hitting you with those twangs of pain.

A small bottle of the real stuff should be around $5 and if you only use it on burns will last a good while.

Put some pure Vanilla extract on that.

Not the fake stuff either, usually found near baking stuff in the store.

Luckily these parents can just put on happy tree friends.

Absolutely no swearing in that show.