Fit_Onion_7473
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j9fl7fd wrote
Man rubs lamp,genie gives him wish Man asks for his penis to touch the ground Mans legs disappear
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j98onbf wrote
Reply to comment by feitiuk in A man walks into a bar and asks for the bill by Queasy_Doughnut7507
When the cue ball goes in a hole, it causes a scratch
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j6dh7jx wrote
Reply to comment by NeedSomeBunny2Love in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
With a Selänne sandwich
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j6bz117 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
He plans on putting a bun in her oven
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j6bx661 wrote
Reply to comment by OIL_99 in Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Osgood that ends good, Orr something like that ,nHowe I'm just Malkin a fool of myself
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j63d8il wrote
That's how to get a passing grade
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j5x66e0 wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Sounds like a Benny Hill skit
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Reply to comment by TammyL8 in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
And they make a mess when they blow a gasket
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j5sj9l8 wrote
But they both have a shaft
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_jaecaee wrote
Reply to "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" by lamelumi_
Glad it didnt spook me