This is not a carte blanche for you to "say things you don't mean". You need to take this seriously and start working hard on keeping this under control.

Pre nut clarity needs to be a thing for more people

>Trouble is that you have to keep it separated from regular matter

I'm now imagining a wooden cupboard at the lab with a piece of paper on it saying ONLY ANTIMATTER HERE

Sorry to hear about it, hope you manage to rescue this somehow. But it was also really funny 😂

Hope we see an update sometime in the future.

I've been naked so many times in my shower and I'm still alive, why would anyone ever need clothes?

Everyone has explained the gas and bloating. The second problem is diarrhea.

That's because you can't absorb lactose through the intestine. The molecule is too big and humans don't have specific transporters for it. This means you get a high amount of lactose in your bowels.

Physics tell us things always strive to go from a high to a low concentration, essentially diluting it. If the lactose can't move from your bowels into the bloodstream, it will instead drag lots of water from the blood into the intestines.

You do realize "lactose free" just means the manufacturer has added lactase to the product so it's been predigested for you? It still has the same amount of sugar as you would normally get.

Does that mean it only creates clones of itself? And if it can do so, why would they keep the option of fertilisation around?

Don't know if they put radioactive waste or something in ORT where you live. Effervescent tablets are available literally everywhere and are recommended by absolutely every doctor, nurse, pharmacy and medical institution especially in hot weather. The only people who maybe should avoid them are kidney patients on low sodium diets and they will be specifically told so by their doctors.

Oral rehydration therapy, which contains sugar and salts, is more rehydrating than water.