EvadingDoom
EvadingDoom t1_j1e1jzx wrote
Reply to Why does Hitler hate golf? by LilGoughy
He can Nazi where his ball went.
EvadingDoom t1_j17jvis wrote
"How thoughtful of you to ask!" Then basically take them up on their implied offer to change something about the situation. "I would like to talk to __ and __ while we're here." "I could do with a little bit calmer conversation." "I am eager to finish this chapter before I clock in again." Etc.
EvadingDoom OP t1_ixwxfyi wrote
Reply to comment by gofractal in A guy is hired to paint lines on a little country road. by EvadingDoom
Next joke I tell will be metric.
EvadingDoom OP t1_ixqrq56 wrote
Reply to comment by pabst315 in A guy is hired to paint lines on a little country road. by EvadingDoom
This is awesome.
EvadingDoom OP t1_ixpfpmu wrote
Reply to comment by Aeosin15 in A guy is hired to paint lines on a little country road. by EvadingDoom
I heard this as that kind of joke roughly 45 years ago. Incidentally, it was my mom's friend who told it to me then, and I have never heard or read it anywhere since.
Submitted by EvadingDoom t3_z3o78f in Jokes
EvadingDoom t1_j1g11fg wrote
Reply to What are some examples of the WORST improvised lines or scenes in cinema? by Ronaldspeirs
The passerby telling Chekhov that she thinks the nuclear wessels are across the bay, in Alameda. It's cute and impressive that she was an extra who made it up on the spot, but to me it sounds like an extra making it up on the spot.