EatingKidsIsFun
EatingKidsIsFun t1_j4x99i2 wrote
Reply to comment by Naps_and_cheese in [WP] "You're decidedly average," the fortuneteller told you. "You have no special skills, talents or otherwise, you will live a completely boring life". "But your sibling, now they are destined for great things, in fact they will....." by Deathstroke317
Your parents are fortune tellers.
EatingKidsIsFun t1_j3nxt63 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The master detective just finished their long monologue laying out all the circumstantial evidence that reveals you as the murderer. Instead of confessing or attempting the kill the detective, you smile. You've got the best defence lawyer in the business and none of this will stand up in court. by NerdforceHeroes
"I was at my Job when I was accused of murder. I better call Saul!"
EatingKidsIsFun t1_j2900q2 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "Are there any spirits with me in this room right now?" The Ouija board moves to 'Yes.' "Okay good, 'cause rent is due, and you need to fork over your share." The Ouija board spells out, 'F U C K.' by Affectionate_Bit_722
So the spirit is willing to give rent as long as they fuck?
EatingKidsIsFun t1_j7q5308 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP]The young teen hero has called you, one of the oldest villains crying, apparently from what you could hear, their parents killed their dog from not doing a chore and kicked them out since they are gay, and then they ask if they could live with you by zWol42
You might want to rephrase that.