Hoe Wife

Yeah, when I was in college I hated being put into group assignments with people from Lynden because they would never meet on a Sunday.

I literally forgot that place existed until I read your comment. Hiding in plain sight.

I would recommend coming here and really scoping out the area. I don’t know your financial situation but strongly urge you to make sure you have things like a job, housing, and transportation lined up before you get here. It’s a high cost of living area and people move here on a wing and a prayer, and many wind up homeless. I’m a Social Worker and have seen it happen way too often.

Just my personal experience but Bellingham and Olympia might have the vibes you’re looking for, but they aren’t close to Seattle. I went to school in Bellingham and spent time going to see independent movies, concerts, hiking, and lots of other stuff.

How small of a town are you looking for? Some places near Seattle can be liberal but there are also towns that are fiercely conservative. Also, what do you consider “near”. Bellingham is very liberal but Lynden, about 10 miles away from Bellingham, is a hardcore evangelical Jesus town.

No, just a tiny cabin I found on Airbnb.

Everyone there seemed to have a plow of some sort.

No. They had a fire pit outside but no fireplace.

We had both.

Like the world is getting ready for a nap.

I would tell a really long joke then die just before the punchline.

You’ve even got the pretentiousness down.

Was that today? It’s nice to be able to see the mountains again.