don't be jelly, donnie

(yes David Denison, we know who you are).

it seems trumplethinskin is finally realizing that Putin has abandoned him, as alt-reich propaganda like Fox turns anti-orange in support of Governor DeathSentence.

probably explains why Rhonda is suddenly sucking Putin's mushroom, he knows the russian money is up for grabs if he slurps hard enough

best the Gravy Seals can do is go Scorched Underpants

good cops get fired if they stop the bad cops or report them.

even in Copaganda shows, they're all open about the fact that they all HATE internal affairs cops. Its so ingrained that Copaganda doesnt even fight that image, the tv shows just roll with.

it's like trumplethinskin said, they're tired of winning.

I didn't think they would embrace losing so much, but ok.

8.5 really. They cut the last one short for budget and low viewership, but the excuse was cutting out filler time. Every season has some junky side plots, often involving Jack's super hot but awful daughter. S1 has a particularly bad amnesia plot straight out of soap operas, but they do have lots of action so its still ok at low points.

Seasons usually start slow, but it has a lot of the excitement that Game Of Thrones had because you really never know when they'll just kill off an important character. Its such a thing that in S9, the president tells Jack to stay away from his daughter because "everyone who gets close to you dies horribly".

She was only in S7-8, yeah those were good.

S1&2 was great just because it was such a new concept to have real time scenes. S5 was great because Logan is such a compelling villain.

I hate s3 for the "Jack uses heroin" plot device they could ignore at any time, and S4 and S6 sucked because all the CTU agents were getting kidnapped all the time.

S9 was weird because its only half a day in London. Decent but feels very different.

i loved Season 7 of 24 where she's the straightlaced FBI agent trying to handle Jack while he hunts down the conspirators set to attack the White House, and then S8 where she's gone a but crazy while undercover too long with russian mobsters. I was worried those late season would fall flat like S6, but she helped so much

nah. i have like 5 lambos. They're so common these days

can i trade you some super valuable Trump Superhero NFTs for some fozzle-quarks??

dammit, i gave my tree fiddy to that Loch Ness Monster

To understand the texan, one must become the texan.

and it all boils down to the same bullshit:

"They won't vote for my platform to hate and attack them, so they shouldn't be allowed to vote at all".

thank goodness for the Good Guy with a gun, making everything better....