Dhen3ry
Dhen3ry t1_iybc11v wrote
Reply to I once dated a girl from Tunisia by PingusDeathMachine
I once dated a girl from Tunisia,
but one day she flat told me "who needs 'ya?"
She met a girl from L.A.
Who was blonde, and yes, gay
Now they're married in French Polynesia
Dhen3ry t1_iy6mwxy wrote
Reply to comment by Bethymania in LPT Request: Is there a way to block all posts about Elon Musk and Twitter? by soundplusfury
Rip gallagher.
Dhen3ry t1_iu5zxwd wrote
Reply to comment by cramduck in Walgreens will stop judging its pharmacy staff by how fast they work by AaronDotCom
That is by design. If an employee has half a second to catch their breath, that's waste. They want to ensure there is always more work to be done than can possibly be done. Not just in that industry either. Employees are always a cost to be cut, not a service to customers to improve their experience. (Same logic applies to "Your call is very important to us." If it was that important, they would hire enough people to answer the calls in a timely manner)
Dhen3ry t1_iu5zlqo wrote
You will instead be judged by how many credit card signups you get, I presume
Dhen3ry t1_jcqr2h3 wrote
Reply to comment by ButterflyAttack in Roman tomb reveals burnt remains left in place, covered by bricks, sealed with lime, encircled by bent and broken nails — rites to restrain the dead from rising by marketrent
Make sure they are actually dead first. Or they will bill you.