Cautious_Rutabaga328
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_j6lhf0f wrote
Reply to comment by Drethesniper in My biggest trade to date 🙌🏾 by Drethesniper
"I make 5k a day"... Posts his wins on reddit rather than doing lines of coke off of hookers buttholes... We are definitely not the same
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_j6lge25 wrote
Reply to My biggest trade to date 🙌🏾 by Drethesniper
Don't worry, you'll lose it all by Friday and start really raking in the Karma points. That's when you'll be truly rich...
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iyenawr wrote
Reply to Having just as good a year as everyone else. Can't wait to burn my 2022 calendar in the fireplace on NYE. by Teacher-Investor
This loss makes me feel better about my own. Thank you
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iydbrmj wrote
Reply to GRND by Windermere4
Swear someone whined that they caught the financial equivalent of Monkey Pox when buying in at the IPO, yesterday...
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iybqfd8 wrote
Reply to comment by Puts_on_Shorts in The Ultimate 6 Step Guide to Wallstreet Bets by laughtract
But the not talking of step 3 is why i keep losing money and having to give handies behind Wendy's... Y'all are mean
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iyb4qxt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The Ultimate 6 Step Guide to Wallstreet Bets by laughtract
Ah, just like i skip fundamental and technical analysis, gotcha
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iyb3o0z wrote
What's step 3? Have Wendy's job application filled out and sat on your desk as a contingency?
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iy9zxcd wrote
Reply to comment by BG-kitesurf in Blackberry $BB Elon by Worried_Cow_1052
The Nokia would be like a 50.cal through that bitch
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iy6f8jd wrote
Reply to comment by JellyBoyBets in Recession Stocks by JellyBoyBets
I'm more cynical than Burry. He seems to be predicting complete lawlessness, i'm predicting Game Over for many... On the plus side, fixes the housing crises. Silver linings and all that
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iy6ehk3 wrote
Reply to Recession Stocks by JellyBoyBets
If things are as bad as some are predicting, maybe invest in gun stores and rope manufacturers. Repeat customers won't be a thing but people will pay a premium on those products. Cost won't bother them...
Too dark? Maybe? Naaaa
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_iy6bslf wrote
Reply to Blackberry $BB Elon by Worried_Cow_1052
I mean, what makes BB any more likely as his revived phone of choice over any of the old brands? Nokia could also be a choice and is trading at $4.70 and personally, if he came out and said he would be doing a modernised 3210, every Millenial to Boomer would buy it just for the nostalgia (and to see if we could throw it and it not break, like the old days).
Cautious_Rutabaga328 OP t1_iy504ez wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Body160 in Inverse ETF help by Cautious_Rutabaga328
I'm crying inside right now
Cautious_Rutabaga328 OP t1_iy4usgj wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Body160 in Inverse ETF help by Cautious_Rutabaga328
I didn't. Platform maintenance/malfunction fucked me over so i withdrew my money decided to look for another platform... i may regret my decision...
Cautious_Rutabaga328 OP t1_iy0idc3 wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Body160 in Inverse ETF help by Cautious_Rutabaga328
I'm only YOLO'ing my bonus from work cause fuck it...
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You got some Big Boy Balls
Cautious_Rutabaga328 OP t1_iy0bopt wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Body160 in Inverse ETF help by Cautious_Rutabaga328
You're the regard i was looking for. Save me a space in the line for the soup kitchen if/when we're wrong
Cautious_Rutabaga328 OP t1_ixzbf0y wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in Inverse ETF help by Cautious_Rutabaga328
Cheers VM, much love.
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Was kinda hoping for an insult though, ngl
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_j6ln7vq wrote
Reply to comment by unknowner1 in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by Oheligud
Your geography scares me...