BackWaterBill
BackWaterBill t1_ja03rqj wrote
BackWaterBill t1_ja03jt4 wrote
Reply to TIL there's a rock formation in Saudi Arabia about 6 meters high and 9 meters wide, split curiously in half and balanced on two small, natural pedestals. The origin of the Al Naslaa rock formation is unknown. by OccludedFug
It was from my laser cock swinging around all wilford nilford.
BackWaterBill t1_j9kb49m wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF in TIFU by not knowing to pull my foreskin back to pee for 26 years by [deleted]
Look at your username dumbass
BackWaterBill t1_j9i36lx wrote
Reply to comment by No_Love_1353 in TIFU by not knowing to pull my foreskin back to pee for 26 years by [deleted]
Yeah, like at least it wasn't bleeding and cracked.
BackWaterBill t1_j9i330o wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF in TIFU by not knowing to pull my foreskin back to pee for 26 years by [deleted]
Okay, but how the fuck would you know?
Oh.
BackWaterBill t1_j9i2ugb wrote
Reply to comment by AlexJonesInDisguise in TIFU by not knowing to pull my foreskin back to pee for 26 years by [deleted]
Usually when I nut and fall asleep, I figure it's a bit of cum drying and sticking the urethra closed but I'm not a dick doctor so what I know?
BackWaterBill t1_j96r8s0 wrote
Reply to comment by HopesBurnBright in How do spider eyes work? by NoMoreMonkeyBrain
You'd be surprised how often that works, I got a geography buff to teach me about the entire eastern seaboard after I "Mistook" where Ontario was.
BackWaterBill t1_j941gax wrote
Reply to comment by quaoarpower in How do spider eyes work? by NoMoreMonkeyBrain
Name which ones don't because the three banded South American silk weaver certainly does.
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Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
But have you heard about what I made last in my air fryer though?
BackWaterBill t1_ix5um1h wrote
Reply to comment by Throwawaycuzawkward in TIL John Williams has been nominated for 52(FIFTYTWO) Oscars. by Robinsonirish
Pffft, your mom's makes me a little emotional.
BackWaterBill t1_ix5ugks wrote
That's like one out of every ten movies he's worked on, so in a way they're still kinda snubbing him.
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Reply to comment by LCDJosh in TIL Tobacco smoke enemas were used in an attempt to resuscitate victims of near drowning. by sTroPkIN
Sign me up for coaine leeches
BackWaterBill t1_itt34ji wrote
Reply to comment by NotAlwaysSunnyInFL in Hulu vs. Netflix for shows by humble_Rufus
That's not a filter, that's just how light looked back in the day.
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Reply to comment by i_do_it_all in LPT: Watch how people react when they think you’re in a tough spot. People show their true colors when they think you have zero leverage. by [deleted]
My dad did basically the exact thing buying a hoover vacuum back in 90's. He was a surfer kid, but making some decent money anyway he goes in and he gets snubbed by the first salesman before moving onto another and saying no to the payment plan, only to pull out a roll of cash.
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Reply to TIL Pressure from a particularly intense cough may cause blood vessels in your anus to rupture by [deleted]
Ahhh yeah, pressure from this post us making my dick rupture. You know what I'm saying 😏?
BackWaterBill t1_jadfqjs wrote
Reply to TIL Hawaii is the best place on earth to see rainbows. There are words for Earth-clinging rainbows (uakoko), standing rainbow shafts (kāhili), barely visible rainbows (punakea), and moonbows (ānuenue kau pō). The rainbow is seen as a symbol of transformation and a pathway between Earth and Heaven. by -AMARYANA-
Home of the Rainbow Warriors!