AdWise638
AdWise638 t1_j289ujt wrote
Reply to comment by rickrossome in [WP] The Isekai Truck misses the intended target and hits a seventeen-hundred pound Grizzly Bear instead. by FalseWallaby9
Love this
AdWise638 t1_j2886r0 wrote
Reply to comment by TheFreebooter in [WP] The reason why there has been no formal contact between Earth and the Galactic Council is because, basically, the Human race is considered the galactic equivalent of Florida Man. by harpyqueen99
This has to be one of the funniest out of context comments Ive ever seen. I cant even know the source since its deleted
AdWise638 t1_ixw2d7f wrote
Reply to comment by SandbagStrong in [WP] I love soup, any kind… my Aunt bought me some “alphabet soup”, I can’t resist and promptly heat it up. As I am stirring the bowl, the weirdest letters come together - almost like a foreign language. I mumble them while I am waiting for it to cool. Suddenly, lightning and thunder shake my house! by SirRipOliver
Thank you! I was writing fast so I appreciate the correction
AdWise638 t1_ixtmeb1 wrote
Reply to comment by SirRipOliver in [WP] I love soup, any kind… my Aunt bought me some “alphabet soup”, I can’t resist and promptly heat it up. As I am stirring the bowl, the weirdest letters come together - almost like a foreign language. I mumble them while I am waiting for it to cool. Suddenly, lightning and thunder shake my house! by SirRipOliver
Thank you so much! Its a creative prompt and Im glad I saw it!
AdWise638 t1_ixtk5wz wrote
Reply to comment by AdWise638 in [WP] I love soup, any kind… my Aunt bought me some “alphabet soup”, I can’t resist and promptly heat it up. As I am stirring the bowl, the weirdest letters come together - almost like a foreign language. I mumble them while I am waiting for it to cool. Suddenly, lightning and thunder shake my house! by SirRipOliver
My first time doing this, please give me any and all feedback! I didn't revise any of this either so sorry in advance.
AdWise638 t1_ixtk2zy wrote
Reply to [WP] I love soup, any kind… my Aunt bought me some “alphabet soup”, I can’t resist and promptly heat it up. As I am stirring the bowl, the weirdest letters come together - almost like a foreign language. I mumble them while I am waiting for it to cool. Suddenly, lightning and thunder shake my house! by SirRipOliver
You'd never expect alphabet soup to bind you to a eldrich entity to become its agent but then again you'd never expect your aunt to be the previous agent of said eldrich entity. Standing in a place of nothingness in front of a being that was a quintessential piece of reality and could not be understood by any living thing you knew or else it would drive them to insanity.
"You want me to commit tax evasion?"
Not sure if there was a term for cosmic dissappointment or if you should make one up but you felt it roll off of C'thuzheth the Unknowable Fraction of Reality.
Yes. You felt the words slithe into your mind like thousands of spiders crawling along the riddges of your brain. Tax Evasion.
"No cult sacrifices or hunting down the unholy in your name?" The emptiness rippled every time you spoke. You tried not to look down as you spoke, the fake reality that the entitiy had created for you started to fracture there and it made your brain hurt.
No.
"A cosmic entity of few words I see." The focus - you've never felt an experience quite like it - bore down on you.
It is in direct competiton with another one of the Troxhex.
The length of the sentance surprised you. "But tax evasion?"
MY MEANS ARE BEYOND YOU MORTAL. YOU WILL RECIEVE FUTURE INSTRUCTION.
With that a distinct snap could be felt along with a feeling of inversion, as if you'd been sucked in through your belly button and turned inside out.
Dots of color came into view and gre then came into focus and you find yourself staring into your bowl of soup.
Your aunt looks back at you with a knowning smirk. She set a pile of papers down infront of you. You realized they were your tax forms.
"Your mom gave these to me." She tossed you a pen which you barely managed to catch. "He," She pointed down, "doens't like electronic paperwork either so I'll help you with the first few and see if you can get it from there."
With that, you got to work.
AdWise638 t1_j28axv6 wrote
Reply to comment by Randomgold42 in [WP] "Excuse me. Can I ask you to move?" she says, carrying ninety-five tons of steel I-beams. by reallygoodbee
Such a good and cute story