It's a test

When you "sell" you must move to something else like even a money market isn't considered cash, you can never have cash in a 401k

You cannot hold cash in a 401k so there's no taxable event, all funds must be invested in something

Jokes today have been terrible

Your 4o1k is invested in different mutual funds likely, or one mutual fund, it depends on what you chose, the management company you employer contracts with to manage your account, is the holder of the certificate of investment in the mutual fund, if you wanted you could get physical copies of your shares in the mutual fund, you would have to pay every month because your share amount increases. The management company could go under but whoever takes it over still holds your deposit certificate.

Who's a good boy?

Is the jacket on backwards

There's no reason to have a large penis, most of the time you just end up causing your partner pain, and then you start hating sex

You like them apples?

Yup

Two weeks, two weeks

That's not a cat, that's something pretending to be a cat